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best way to dispose of women the morning after

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Can you say "caught by the bollocks" young hypocrite?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The guy is just trolling lads, let him have his laff...
    He has taken a keen dislike to our sort and finds it enjoyable to poke fun at us from his high horse of judgement.
    He's a bit like a modern day Fonzie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    I only made a point that people should't mock Teurettes Syndrome.

    He has a HAIRY PURPLE NIPPLE point i suppose guys COCK COCK if you CUSTARD AND PUBES think about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    a modern day fonzie who has just jumped the shark.


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,084 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Dragan wrote:
    He has a HAIRY PURPLE NIPPLE point i suppose guys COCK COCK if you CUSTARD AND PUBES think about it.

    Great. Now people are laughing at me in work as I struggle to contain my laughter.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    He's a bit like a modern day Fonzie.
    LOL
    fonzie.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭sioda


    tom dunne wrote:
    :confused:

    Brother Tom you aint alone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    There are several good ways of disposing of a woman the morning after you've done the job.

    1. "You'll have to leave, my mother is coming over for lunch with my fiancée."
    2. "I have to go to my regular AA meeting. You'll have to leave."

    Alternatively, you could just take a dump on her chest. That'd get her running for the hills.


  • Registered Users Posts: 906 ✭✭✭FuzzyWuzzyWazza


    Dragon and Ferdi.............. classic!!!!:D :D:D


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  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,084 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    You could say you're so happy to finally have finally found a girl who looks like your sister / yourself / other person that would freak her out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Just tell her that your Grandma, who for years you thought was your Mum, and your Mum, who for years you thought was your sister all both coming over for a reunion with your brother........Dad.


  • Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Can't believe I met you in that club. Nomally I wouldn't be seen there. Bloody locked last night.

    You always hang around that kip????????

    Nothing but cheap s**** and t**** there.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭Fey!


    There's always the reliable freeze; turn off the heating and hog the duvet! Unfortunately that generally rules out round 2 in the morning.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,769 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Lads - There's nothing like a pat on the ar$e & a mumbled "Well done" to keep the wimmins happy after letting off a few rounds from the porridge gun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 373 ✭✭burnedfaceman


    pat on the horse and a congratulatory well done, like your style hill billy!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    say 'you're even better than my sister'


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,556 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    say 'you're even better than my sister'
    Brothers, we have a winner.

    Just 6 little words with no tomfoolery. Minimum effort required.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,769 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Just 6 little words with no tomfoolery. Minimum effort required.

    I can get it down to 4 words:
    "You'll need an antibiotic."


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    This is a very personal issue for me, as my 12 year-old daughter has Tourette's Syndrome. She is a child of many remarkable gifts. She is a gifted student, and performs with her school choir, plays hockey, and is preparing for her brown belt in Karate. She loves to read, tell corny jokes and recently adopted a cat. In short, she is a great child, much like any other.
    .

    thats lovely, but tbh its irrelevant, life's cruel.

    as stated either A: you are a troll or B: you're just an idiot.

    take you pick :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭Icequeen


    Hill Billy wrote:
    I can get it down to 4 words:
    "You'll need an antibiotic."

    I can get it down to 3 words:

    "I want Anal."


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,502 ✭✭✭MBC


    Down to 2:

    "F Off" no point beating round the bush brothers you'll wear yourself out;) .


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I could get it down to two words.
    Just hand her a greeting card with the used condom in it and say "For you."

    Or you could just slap the ole beer gut worryingly a few times in the mirror and say "I'm pregnant."


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,926 ✭✭✭trout


    Icequeen wrote:
    I can get it down to 3 words:

    "I want Anal."

    And if she says OK :eek: ... *penny drops* I see your point.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,294 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Down to one word, any from this list will do:

    Go
    Leave
    Goodbye
    Out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭Icequeen


    zaph wrote:
    Down to one word, any from this list will do:

    Go
    Leave
    Goodbye
    Out

    MUM!!! :eek:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Two words... get out. Simple.
    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 49 mogsy


    no words need be spoken brothers, cuddle her while she lies in bed beside you in a spoons position, and let rip with your morning slash. should have the desired effect. of course you would have to clean up your pis stained sheets afterwards but outcome would have been achieved


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    mogsy wrote:
    discuss
    I ****ing hate starter posts like this.

    That aside, a mate rang a hackney. When they answered he passed the phone over and said "it's for you" :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    biko wrote:
    I ****ing hate starter posts like this.

    That aside, a mate rang a hackney. When they answered he passed the phone over and said "it's for you" :D

    Brilliant :D


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