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How will Jack Bauer die?

  • 05-04-2007 3:26pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭


    Maybe it will be a combination of him and audry assasinated 'a la carte'

    How will jack die? 20 votes

    Nerve gas
    0% 0 votes
    Gunshot
    5% 1 vote
    Car bomb
    10% 2 votes
    Kidnapping
    0% 0 votes
    Slow and painfull torture
    5% 1 vote
    Other (explain)
    5% 1 vote
    Mr.T murders him with a snickers bar (ORLY?)
    75% 15 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Kim in the next few eps accidently shoots jack in the chest and causes his to choke in his own blood


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,081 ✭✭✭BKtje


    old age ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Haven't a Clue


    What do you mean will? He already has died. Twice in fact.

    Suppose all good things come in threes though, so, I'll say he'll die after a mix-up between CTU and Jack over some big operation that leads to the main CTU character that season shooting Jack.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,352 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Probably through a combination of heroin overdose, exposure to a biological weapon and a nuclear explosion. While in a Chinese jail.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    He will be struck by a meteorite. And even then it will be after two weeks in intensive care where it will be a power cut that kills him.


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    In season 12 he will be tasked with tracking down 20 pencil-case nukes. He'll help CTU take control of 19 of them but the last one will be activated, and in a shocking twist finale, he won't have time to disarm it. He's Jack Bauer though, so he'll do what has to be done and eat it, muffling the blast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    His bladders burst from lack of urination.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Haven't a Clue


    Spanky-s wrote:
    His bladders burst from lack of urination.
    Classy...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭qwertplaywert


    he will trip in the street, and hit the pavment,head crack open, die on spot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    A stake through the heart. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    he'll bump into eric cartman and notice that eric is a better jack bauer than he is and there bam, jack gets killer herpes and dies.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,584 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    He will die at 22:57, heart stoppage caused by electric shock, cold water immersion, or chemical agent.
    But will be resusitated by 23:01 for the final episode


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭unreggd


    Aids ftw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Ruen


    The only way he'd die is if the world is sucked into a blackhole and everyone dies, although he'd probably still come back for another season of 24:rolleyes: (JB would kick that dark maters ass any day):D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    He gets spoilered


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭silvine


    He will be killed by the bible freaks for his overuse of the words "Damn it".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,474 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Strangled, stabbed, and beaten by a clown... or maybe oldage will get him(edit: which B-K-DzR said)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭L31mr0d


    He'll find out nina myers is being cloned, so he will steal a suitcase nuke from the russians and destroy the laboratory carrying out the cloning. CTU will assign him to interrogate the terrorist responsible for this attack. He will be forced to torture himself, and in the unrelenting struggle between Jacks ability to never give into torture and his ability to never stop torturing a rift will be torn in the spacetime continuum, simultaneously destroying himself and any reference to himself in any dimension. The end.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭sioda


    Goes down in a blaze of glory firing wildy holding a suitcase nuke with one secnd left while standing in a toxic fume filled room in china


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Everyone else will die leaving him lonely and eventually he will commit suicide.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    After having s#x with a woman, prehaps, the orgasmic shock of not having done it for 12 seasons might kill him.....;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I doubt they will ever kill him, if they do, I hope its something marginal, like he just gets a bad dose of the flu and dies from it, or falls of a 4 step ladder and dies, something very un-jack.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭NextSteps


    L31mr0d wrote:
    He'll find out nina myers is being cloned, so he will steal a suitcase nuke from the russians and destroy the laboratory carrying out the cloning. CTU will assign him to interrogate the terrorist responsible for this attack. He will be forced to torture himself, and in the unrelenting struggle between Jacks ability to never give into torture and his ability to never stop torturing a rift will be torn in the spacetime continuum, simultaneously destroying himself and any reference to himself in any dimension. The end.
    ...While saving his good-for-nothing daughter's life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭unreggd


    Hmmm

    The main character surviving 2 deaths is like a sign of a hit show, Buffy also died twice but came back, and yes, that show was amazing!


    So thats how it'll end.

    Buffy was left open [but there was perfect closure]
    24 will end similarly, then a movie will be released in 10 years

    "Buffy Vs Bauer"


    no?



    ill be off now.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Jack Bauer no.2 kills him


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Killed by the son he never knew he had.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,132 ✭✭✭silvine


    unreggd wrote:
    Hmmm


    "Buffy Vs Bauer"

    A clear case of the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Gillie


    A brain Tumor from overuse of his cell phone!


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