Forget pink shirts.............

Celticfire

Anyone that wears a pink shirt is incredibly macho and hard compared to the "man" that uses This!

I saw an ad for it on tv and just wanted to cry. What has the world come to?

Zaph

I propose an amendment to the charter whereby any brother using this product be immediately excluded from the brotherhood. This sort of thing must be nipped in the bud and transgressors dealt with swiftly and harshly.

Celticfire

zaph wrote:

I propose an amendment to the charter whereby any brother using this product be immediately excluded from the brotherhood. This sort of thing must be nipped in the bud and transgressors dealt with swiftly and harshly.

I'll second that.........

Thrill

Thirded.

Natural looking skin tone and natural looking summer tan...V...beer gut and receding hairline.

No contest.


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kinda lost

For godsake we didnt need that crap 10 years ago why would we need it now!:rolleyes:

super_furry

Celticfire wrote:

Anyone that wears a pink shirt is incredibly macho and hard compared to the "man" that uses This!

I saw an ad for it on tv and just wanted to cry. What has the world come to?

You wanted to cry? Real men don't cry, they punch things. Now get down to your local Boots and hit someone.

J.S. Pill

I saw that add on TV a couple of days ago - I think I've gotten over my initial shock so I feel just about ready to comment on it.

There are probably going to be a lot of nonces and ponces out there who were going to buy this product anyway, they were always beyond redemption. What really pisses me of is that they got macho man James Nesbitt to narrate the add. if I didn't know any better I'd say those marketing men were trying to convince the average joe on the street that he needs this sh1te in a tube. Yes, James Nesbitt - why you could go down to the pub with him and discuss football results with him over a nice pint of Harp, if James Nesbitt endorses it, it must be OK.

Brothers, my girlfriend is trying to make me wear pink. So far I have relented. Yet what if she threatens to withdraw sex? I may have to succumb.

The Hill Billy

I saw the ad the other evening while I was watch the telly with Mrs Billy. Herself said that, hypothetically, if she were single & going out with a lad she found wearing that muck she would "dump him like a pile of shìte." (For which I gave her a condescending pat on the arse as she padded by on her way to the beer fridge.)

IMO - The only liquids/creams that should come near a man's face are:

1. Alcohol
2. Aftershave (ok, same as 1 when I think about it)
3. Tea/Coffee (when pub/offie closed)
4. Vaginal juices (if you are so inclined)

mikedragon32

Whatever happened to the Beer Garden look... You know, when you've spent all saturday and sunday afternoon in the beergarden and have a healthy red glow.

Isn't that enough for man any more?

brianthebard

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Brothers, my girlfriend is trying to make me wear pink. So far I have relented. Yet what if she threatens to withdraw sex? I may have to succumb.

Don't give in brother. Ask you lady, does she have a thing for gay men? Does she want to go out with a man who gets laughed at for his fashion? If the answer is no then you should not end up wearing pink. If the answer is yes you should dump her.

The Hill Billy

brianthebard wrote:

does she have a thing for gay men?

Maybe she's looking for a little "role play" by way of asking boneyarsebogman to take a shot at the brown.

Mahatma coat

yeah, but what if she wants him to return the favour :eek:

I would wear pink if I were 6 foot 2 in both height and width. Those kind of guys pull it off, as who in their right minds would want to pick on a guy that can lift a mule with his cock alone?

Anyways, I have told her many a time that my family would disown me and my brothers would castrate me had they seen me in pink.

BaZmO*

J.S. Pill wrote:

...sh1te in a tube...

Very apt description considering that it comes in a tube and when applied to the face makes it brown.

Maccattack

I prefer the natural look meself...



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Oh yes. We've all been there.

Dyr

I once went into work wearing a light purple shirt. One of the girls while expressing suprise at my uncharectaristic choice of colour told me that pink really suited me.

The shirt was burned that night :mad:

tony 2 tone

Hill Billy wrote:

I saw the ad the other evening while I was watch the telly with Mrs Billy. Herself said that, hypothetically, if she were single & going out with a lad she found wearing that muck she would "dump him like a pile of shìte." (For which I gave her a condescending pat on the arse as she padded by on her way to the beer fridge.)

IMO - The only liquids/creams that should come near a man's face are:

1. Alcohol
2. Aftershave (ok, same as 1 when I think about it)
3. Tea/Coffee (when pub/offie closed)
4. Vaginal juices (if you are so inclined)

You forgot sauces too, ie kebab sauce, burger sauce, gravy, etc.

Sam Vimes

Deleted User wrote:

Brothers, my girlfriend is trying to make me wear pink. So far I have relented. Yet what if she threatens to withdraw sex? I may have to succumb.

relent means to give into pressure btw. it means pretty much the same as succumb


pedant, awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Commander Vimes

Commander Vimes wrote:

relent means to give into pressure btw. it means pretty much the same as succumb


pedant, awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Damnit, I never thought of that.

Damn j00!

DublinWriter

Celticfire wrote:

I saw an ad for it on tv and just wanted to cry. What has the world come to?

Nivea for Men? Sounds like the perfect thing to carry about in your 'man-bag'.

We real men exfoliate the natural way, by dragging metal over our menly jaws each morning, be it sometimes rusty, be it sometimes 4 weeks old and in dire need of replacement, but it serves us well enough to scrape away stuble and dead skin cells.

FuzzyWuzzyWazza

DublinWriter wrote:

Nivea for Men? Sounds like the perfect thing to carry about in your 'man-bag'.

We real men exfoliate the natural way, by dragging metal over our menly jaws each morning, be it sometimes rusty, be it sometimes 4 weeks old and in dire need of replacement, but it serves us well enough to scrape away stuble and dead skin cells.

and leave a healthy red glow....................... and maybe some blood

Capt'n Midnight

But John Wayne did ads for face cream !

Then again Marion Morrison spent World War II in Hollywood

Gaspode

zaph wrote:

I propose an amendment to the charter whereby any brother using this product be immediately excluded from the brotherhood. This sort of thing must be nipped in the bud and transgressors dealt with swiftly and harshly.

I propose afurther amendment to replace the word 'this' above with 'any'.

AlmightyCushion

What's the world coming to. They contemplate the banning the advertisement of alcohol because it encourages kids to drink. But sh!te like this is allowed to be advertised. This stuff poses more of a threat to mankind than anything else known to man.

TheLoc

Zaph wrote: »

I propose an amendment to the charter whereby any brother using this product be immediately excluded from the brotherhood. This sort of thing must be nipped in the bud and transgressors dealt with swiftly and harshly.

Damn straight

Zaph

trout

Zaph wrote: »

Oh yes it will.

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