hangover..

Duff

Brothers, I was let off my chain last nite by the womin (yes i am wipped, but im still a man arent i?? ARENT I?!?!) and went out on the tear with a few of the lads..needless to say im paying the price for my antics...tá mé dying with a hangover..so brothers, I ask thee, whats your remedies for my illness??:eek:

Thomas_S_Hunterson

More booze

Duff

not an option my friend, im bed ridden..im coverd in muck and blood and i reckon if i drink anymore i could very likly pass out..no more booze 'till tonight..

Archeron

Spare Rib Smoothie should sort you right out.

Duff

I left a kebab smoothie in my toilet earlier..where can I get one of these spare rib smoothies..hopefully in walkin distance so i can send the wommin..

Kinetic^

More booze is the best way........tell your wimmin to get her lazy hoop to the shop!!!

Just sleep for the whole day, only waking now and again to eat food.

J.S. Pill

Hang on now, this message was posted at 11.28 AM. If you are conscious and able to turn on a computer at that time its not a hangover mate. Probably mild food poisioning from the olive in the martini you were sipping last night!!

Duff

its a laptop mate, on the bed beside me and i didnt turn it on, my gf did and the reason im up this ealry is cus i had to puke and cant sleep now..but thanks for you're usless post

super_furry

Two panadol, two bags of Chickatees, two bottles of red Lucozade Sport and a bacon sandwich. Never, ever fails.

Tom Dunne

I've just munched my way through three solphadine. Spare rib smoothie sounds like a plan.

Oh I am not well today. :mad:

brianthebard

Definitely more booze. or a brekfast roll. Or suffer it out like a real man.

The Ritz

Brother Tom,

Assuming that you've survived the last 90 odd minutes, I strongly recommend a combination painkiller - the Ritz Special - 500mg of paracetemol (panadol or the like is fine) and 500mg of aspirin (soluble or whatever), something to eat - bacon or sausage sandwich has just the right mix of fried food and carbohydrates and a couple of mugs of tea - sugar helps.

EDIT: just spotted the solpadeine comment - hold off on the Ritz Special - 4 hours between doses of painkillers !!!!!

For future reference, brothers should drink about a liter of water before retiring - staves off worse horrors of hangovers. Mind you if you have a skinful of mixed drinks and eat some poisonous kebab type excrement, then the only cure is a general anaesthetic for a day or two........


Dr. Ritz

Blackjack

Banana Sandwiches, and plenty of sweet tea. Once your stomach is up to it, a Bacon Sandwich (with copious amounts of Brown sauce and/or Mayonnaise) will seal the deal.

Thrill

Deal with it the beer gut way....stay in bed.

If i wake up in a bad condition i go back to sleep and allow my body to recover, only getting up to eat and empty the bladder.
It's a great excuse for not getting up.

J.S. Pill

SaxoDuff wrote:

and i didnt turn it on, my gf did

That sir, is lazy - RESPECT

petes

Only thing for it is more beer. I myself had a load of pints over the weekend and suffering now because of it. At about 12:30 I am headng from work to drink more!

s_carnage

Loads of water and a sausage sandwich. Can't beat it!!!

matt-dublin

liquid lunch is what you need.

1st pint hurts like hell...
second one fixes all the world's problems

daveg

J.S. Pill wrote:

Probably mild food poisioning from the olive in the martini you were sipping last night!!

That brother is the funniest thing I have read/heard in a long long time. I nearly fell off my chair laughing. My wife nearly burnt her hand whilst making my tea from the commotion.

You probably should get out more...

daveg

Deleted User wrote:

You probably should get out more...

Nice.

el diablo

a few Solphadene and a few pints (in that order) usually does it for me. and eat as soon as you can...

holland501

bowl of weetabix (manky but worth it), 2 bananas, sports sized bottle of water, cup of tea, then down the boozer to watch the match with a few pint bottles of Bulmers with some ice.

That there combo could cure cancer. No fee.

DublinWriter

SaxoDuff wrote:

tá mé dying with a hangover..so brothers, I ask thee, whats your remedies for my illness??:eek:

Dublinguy's Twelve-Step Patient Hangover Cure:

1. Taxi for the randomer
2. Strip bedclothes and put in a sack labelled 'Human Waste for Incineration'
3. Open windows, spray Fabreeze/S.O.'s usual girly fragrance/Hi-Karate liberally about the room
4. Two solulable Solpadeine/Panadeine
5. Sweet cup of tea/Lucozade
6. Ebolutions (liberal bowel evacuation, shave, shower/bath at leisure)
7. 30 minute lie down, examine conscious, feel in the clear, high-five self
8. Dress
9. Imbibe copious carbohydrates (fry-up if you are capable, purchase breakfast roll if not)
10. Further two soluable Solpadeine/Panadeine (leave 2-4 hour before first dose)
11. Phone gf and confess really boring night at home where the lack of her presence (i.e. nagging) made you so depressed that you felt the need to drink the bottle of vintage champagne her parents left her for her Christening, bonus points for remembering to call her by her pet name at least once)
12. Go about your regular day at work, but pretend to have to have the man 'flu

pred racer

ice cold can of coke, and a choc ice FTW

if you cant eat a choc-ice you are technically dead.:D

biko

Sh!t
Shave
Shower

No meds, pain makes you stronger.

Archeron

biko wrote:

No meds, pain makes you stronger.

Hmmm, I must keep that in mind next time I stand barefoot on an upturned plug and feel the urge to scream like a scalded banshee.