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  • 28-03-2007 6:20pm
    #1
    Trinity
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    3 bird watchers talking in the pub.

    1st man says "I call my wife white dove cos shes small and petite.

    2nd man says i call my wife flamingo cos she is tall and slender.

    3rd man says "I call my wife thrush cos shes an irritating c*nt.


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  • #2
    nanook
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    ahhh i like that


  • #3
    FrCrilly
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    I think the concept is funnier in the following joke format.

    Why did God invent thrush?

    So women will know what it’s like to live with an irritating c*nt before they marry one.

    (I’m a man, but if something’s funny, it’s funny)


  • #4
    Sinfonia
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    FrCrilly wrote:
    I think the concept is funnier in the following joke format.

    Why did God invent thrush?

    So women will know what it’s like to live with an irritating c*nt before they marry one.

    (I’m a man, but if something’s funny, it’s funny)

    Couldn't you make it:

    Why did God invent thrush?

    So women can understand what it's like to live with an irritating cnut!

    Much more man-friendly!


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