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Do you dance?

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  • 27-03-2007 1:03pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭


    I just can't dance in clubs etc, I think all the guys doing it look like nob ends but at the same time they're up there talking to chicks all the time so I dunno maybe I'm disillusioned.

    I mean isn't dancing for the women folk so us men folk can sit and leer at them imagining what it would be like to touch their ass and trap?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭rediguana


    Trap?? Haha.

    Yeah, I dance but only when drunk. If I try it sober I just look stoopid. A small part of me worries that perhaps I look stoopid when I do it drunk too. I wish I knew for sure...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭runswithascript


    lol yeah I thought so too :)

    Perhaps I'm not getting drunk enough? No No No! That can't be right. I get so wasted. I got drunk at my father's wedding and had a bit of fisty cuffs! How manly is that!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Does stumbling from the leering corner overlooking the dance floor to the bar count as dancing?

    If not then no!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Real men dont dance.unless you count drunkenly leaping about,spilling your pint everywhere and your beer gut wobbling around like a great sagging blancmange.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭rediguana


    dusf wrote:
    lol yeah I thought so too :)

    Perhaps I'm not getting drunk enough? No No No! That can't be right. I get so wasted. I got drunk at my father's wedding and had a bit of fisty cuffs! How manly is that!


    At my mum's 50th back in September, I became involved in an altercation with a pipe in the hotel toilets, which then spiralled out of control and involved many staff. I abused the staff and called them "cocksuckers" (I was watching a lot of Sopranos at the time). It was late by this stage so, thankfully, not ALL of the family witnessed the unseemly conflagration, though I suppose that those who did reported in grisly detail my belligerent behaviour to those who missed it.

    Anyway, I think dancing improves after 1-3 drinks. Performance peaks then but falls away markedly between 3-7 drinks. Above 7 drinks and dancing ability deteriorates to simian-like levels, and the risk of serious injury / death or involvement with law enforcement agents is high.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    ah man you should see me dancing, I would dance something like this brother*




    This may or may not be true, due to alcohol consumed before dancing my judgement maybe in some way incorrect


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


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    .... I really dont get to use that enough!


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,294 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    The question posed by this thread has no place in this forum.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭runswithascript


    zaph wrote:
    The question posed by this thread has no place in this forum.

    Clearly a Scissor Sisters' fan.

    'I don't feel like dancing, no sir, no dancing for me'!

    Please note we are not advocating men dancing or listening to Scissor Sisters!


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    dusf wrote:
    Please note we are not advocating men dancing or listening to Scissor Sisters!

    Ooops.:o

    *blushes*


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,294 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Brother Tom, is there something you need to share with the brotherhood?


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    zaph wrote:
    Brother Tom, is there something you need to share with the brotherhood?

    No, honestly, there isn't. It was nothing really.

    Is it getting hot in here?

    *delete's Ta-Dah from ipod*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Brothers.........the only dance I ever partake is that of the "No-pants Dance" with meh wimmin.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    It is our God given right as men to dance however badly we desire while under the influence. But under no circumstances should a sober man ever get it into his head to do so.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,769 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    It is our God given right as men to dance however badly we desire while under the influence. But under no circumstances should a sober man ever get it into his head to do so.

    I agree entirely with you Brother bkelly*.



    * Apologies Brother, but there's no way that I could call someone Brother Bunny. :o


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Understandable until you see the inspiration for such name...

    A fat balding legend!
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  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,294 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Brother Bunny, may I suggest you change the size of your signature before the SIGPO do it for you. The rules are:
    • For text signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size, and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. Do not use the [.quote] [./quote] tags.
    • For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size. No animated images are allowed.

    Hate to see a fellow brother get into trouble with the authorities ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,769 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Understandable until you see the inspiration for such name...

    A fat balding legend!

    Respect Brother Bunny!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 981 ✭✭✭tj-music.com


    Degsy wrote:
    Real men dont dance.unless you count drunkenly leaping about,spilling your pint everywhere and your beer gut wobbling around like a great sagging blancmange.

    There´s some truth in that, big time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    rediguana wrote:

    Anyway, I think dancing improves after 1-3 drinks. Performance peaks then but falls away markedly between 3-7 drinks. Above 7 drinks and dancing ability deteriorates to simian-like levels, and the risk of serious injury / death or involvement with law enforcement agents is high.

    I respectfully disagree brother. I have two conditions for dancing in public-At least 8 drinks having been enjoyed, at least two of them being jager, and a nice pair of titties to oogle while dancing. The titties give your dancing a sense of form, since no matter how drunk or how bad the music, you will always move with their jiggling. God bless jiggling titties!!!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I can't remember the last time I was in a night club and I definitely didn't go there to dance. Just stand at the side of the dance floor and lecherously leer at the wimmen folk.

    Day time drinking is where it is at.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,769 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    petes wrote:
    Day time drinking is where it is at.
    QFT!

    I way, way prefer getting my drinking in during the day.
    It also helps get you in form for drinking in the evening too.


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