Do you dance?

runswithascript

I just can't dance in clubs etc, I think all the guys doing it look like nob ends but at the same time they're up there talking to chicks all the time so I dunno maybe I'm disillusioned.

I mean isn't dancing for the women folk so us men folk can sit and leer at them imagining what it would be like to touch their ass and trap?

rediguana

Trap?? Haha.

Yeah, I dance but only when drunk. If I try it sober I just look stoopid. A small part of me worries that perhaps I look stoopid when I do it drunk too. I wish I knew for sure...

runswithascript

lol yeah I thought so too

Perhaps I'm not getting drunk enough? No No No! That can't be right. I get so wasted. I got drunk at my father's wedding and had a bit of fisty cuffs! How manly is that!

jester77

Does stumbling from the leering corner overlooking the dance floor to the bar count as dancing?

If not then no!

Degsy

Real men dont dance.unless you count drunkenly leaping about,spilling your pint everywhere and your beer gut wobbling around like a great sagging blancmange.

rediguana

dusf wrote:

lol yeah I thought so too

Perhaps I'm not getting drunk enough? No No No! That can't be right. I get so wasted. I got drunk at my father's wedding and had a bit of fisty cuffs! How manly is that!

At my mum's 50th back in September, I became involved in an altercation with a pipe in the hotel toilets, which then spiralled out of control and involved many staff. I abused the staff and called them "cocksuckers" (I was watching a lot of Sopranos at the time). It was late by this stage so, thankfully, not ALL of the family witnessed the unseemly conflagration, though I suppose that those who did reported in grisly detail my belligerent behaviour to those who missed it.

Anyway, I think dancing improves after 1-3 drinks. Performance peaks then but falls away markedly between 3-7 drinks. Above 7 drinks and dancing ability deteriorates to simian-like levels, and the risk of serious injury / death or involvement with law enforcement agents is high.

justsomebloke

ah man you should see me dancing, I would dance something like this brother*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfAuFAgHpzc

This may or may not be true, due to alcohol consumed before dancing my judgement maybe in some way incorrect

6th

.... I really dont get to use that enough!

Zaph

The question posed by this thread has no place in this forum.

runswithascript

zaph wrote:

The question posed by this thread has no place in this forum.

Clearly a Scissor Sisters' fan.

'I don't feel like dancing, no sir, no dancing for me'!

Please note we are not advocating men dancing or listening to Scissor Sisters!

Tom Dunne

dusf wrote:

Please note we are not advocating men dancing or listening to Scissor Sisters!

Ooops.:o

*blushes*

Zaph

Brother Tom, is there something you need to share with the brotherhood?

Tom Dunne

zaph wrote:

Brother Tom, is there something you need to share with the brotherhood?

No, honestly, there isn't. It was nothing really.

Is it getting hot in here?

*delete's Ta-Dah from ipod*

Kinetic^

Brothers.........the only dance I ever partake is that of the "No-pants Dance" with meh wimmin.

It is our God given right as men to dance however badly we desire while under the influence. But under no circumstances should a sober man ever get it into his head to do so.

The Hill Billy

Deleted User wrote:

It is our God given right as men to dance however badly we desire while under the influence. But under no circumstances should a sober man ever get it into his head to do so.

I agree entirely with you Brother bkelly*.



* Apologies Brother, but there's no way that I could call someone Brother Bunny.

Understandable until you see the inspiration for such name...

A fat balding legend!

Zaph

Brother Bunny, may I suggest you change the size of your signature before the SIGPO do it for you. The rules are:

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Hate to see a fellow brother get into trouble with the authorities

The Hill Billy

Deleted User wrote:

Understandable until you see the inspiration for such name...

A fat balding legend!

Respect Brother Bunny!

tj-music.com

Degsy wrote:

Real men dont dance.unless you count drunkenly leaping about,spilling your pint everywhere and your beer gut wobbling around like a great sagging blancmange.

There´s some truth in that, big time

brianthebard

rediguana wrote:

Anyway, I think dancing improves after 1-3 drinks. Performance peaks then but falls away markedly between 3-7 drinks. Above 7 drinks and dancing ability deteriorates to simian-like levels, and the risk of serious injury / death or involvement with law enforcement agents is high.

I respectfully disagree brother. I have two conditions for dancing in public-At least 8 drinks having been enjoyed, at least two of them being jager, and a nice pair of titties to oogle while dancing. The titties give your dancing a sense of form, since no matter how drunk or how bad the music, you will always move with their jiggling. God bless jiggling titties!!!!

petes

I can't remember the last time I was in a night club and I definitely didn't go there to dance. Just stand at the side of the dance floor and lecherously leer at the wimmen folk.

Day time drinking is where it is at.

The Hill Billy

petes wrote:

Day time drinking is where it is at.

QFT!

I way, way prefer getting my drinking in during the day.
It also helps get you in form for drinking in the evening too.