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So what excuse do you give..?

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  • 26-03-2007 1:40pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭


    Imagine the scene,its a monday night and you're sitting up till 4am watching the porn and drinking.You forget to set your alarm clock and you arrive into work an hour late,unshaven and reeking of stale booze.Your boss is an uptight bird who needs a good shagging and she doesnt like you anyway.What do you say?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Your place next week right?

    I'll bring the beer if you bring the porn.
    Man on Man ftl :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Degsy wrote:
    Imagine the scene,its a monday night and you're sitting up till 4am watching the porn and drinking.You forgot to set your alarm clock and you arrive into work an hour late,unshaven and reeking of stale booze.Your boss is an uptight bird who needs a good shagging and she doesnt like you anyway.What do you say?

    I was sitting up till 4am watching porn and drinking. I forgot to set my alarm clock so I'm an hour late, couldn't be ar*ed to shave, do you have a mint ? You're an uptight bird who needs a good shagging and even though you don't like me how about it anyway ?;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I think a "good morning & how was your weekend?" should suffice? Oh, and say it with a smile and maybe even throw in a "how you doing" wink at the end!


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,492 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Well I couldn't stop thinking about you all weekend and it just got to me last night!! I just start thinking about you across the desk and all and bam....... I had to whack off for 3 straight hours!! So now I have a fair idea of what your like across the desk how about I demonstrate to you right now!! :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Say "I'll work it back tonight" then leave five minutes after she does....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i would say ' i have been looking at fine birds in all sorts of positions all night and then i had to come in and look at your mush'


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