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Alaskan lesbians.

  • 25-03-2007 7:26pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    I went into an Alaskan bar filled with women. After a few drinks
    those lezzies all looked alike. It was a clone dyke bar.




    Taxi...


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Had to look at that one for a while:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I've been looking at it for nearly an hour...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Clone dyke Klondike :o

    Maybe I should aim a bit lower...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    I got it,man. I got it.

    I also got the number for a good taxi firm...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    I got it too. I think you should get your coat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I think i get it now...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    They call him Jimmy, Jimmy, faster than lightning,
    no-one you see, is smarter than he,
    and we know Jimmy, lives in a world full of wonder,
    flying there-under, under the sea!
    \o\


    /o/



    \o\


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Karoma wrote:
    They call him Jimmy, Jimmy, faster than lightning,
    no-one you see, is smarter than he,
    and we know Jimmy, lives in a world full of wonder,
    flying there-under, under the sea!
    \o\


    /o/



    \o\

    that constitutes a personal attack. I am deeply offended


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    that constitutes a personal attack. I am deeply offended

    Don't worry, it's like being savaged by a toothless sheep. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    smashey wrote:
    Don't worry, it's like being savaged by a toothless sheep. :D
    That constitutes 'self-defence', up North West,eh?.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 828 ✭✭✭SoBe


    / hands hagar his coat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    smashey wrote:
    Don't worry, it's like being savaged by a toothless sheep. :D

    **** sake ye's lost me again...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    **** sake ye's lost me again...
    ...
    Tricks he will do when children appear,
    And how they laugh when he's near!
    ...
    \o\



    /o/




    \o\


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    **** sake ye's lost me again...

    I was thinking of Herr K's "personal attack".
    Karoma wrote:
    That constitutes 'self-defence', up North West,eh?.
    25-03-2007 23:56
    Mean lambs up here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    smashey wrote:
    I was thinking of Herr K's "personal attack".


    Mean lambs up here.

    Riddle me this,
    Riddle me that,
    how dangerous is a sheep,
    with no teeth,
    on a scale of 1 to 10?


    Psych.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Karoma wrote:
    ...
    Tricks he will do when children appear,
    And how they laugh when he's near!
    ...
    \o\



    /o/




    \o\
    LOL! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 960 ✭✭✭:|


    the title is an attention grabber


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    Before the explanation, I thought it was about Klondike bars.
    :| wrote:
    the title is an attention grabber
    Tell me about it. I got here from google, searching for . . . flights to Alaska . . . Yes I covered that one pretty well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Google for Corky & the Juice Pigs. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    Before the explanation, I thought it was about Klondike bars.Tell me about it. I got here from google, searching for . . . flights to Alaska . . . Yes I covered that one pretty well.


    best thing ive read on humour all night.

    5 stars.


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