Best toilet graffiti in UCD?

upmeath

There's a wealth of this stuff around Belfield's bogs fair, and I thought we could all chip in with our own personal favourites to create a little digital archive of Belfield's best toilet graffiti. Pat Patterson ones are sure to be aplenty so I'm going to start with my own favourites that don't involve PP...

I found this little gem in a 3rd floor males cubicle in the James Joyce Library last May, it managed to take my mind off exams for almost an entire afternoon:
"Ag is to Science as Para is to Olympics"

I know, I'm bad!

Feel free to add anything humourous, quirky or strange you may have encountered while dropping your shopping!

Red Alert

Some of the 'additions' people do to the niteline stickers are quite funny:

Can't Read?
Not getting any?
Librocop got your ass?

Spectator#1

Can't remember where I saw it. I think it was in the JJ Library but:

"God is dead; Nietzsche, 1882.
Nietzsche is dead; God, 1900."

There's another one that goes a bit like this: "I shagged your ma last night" and somebody's written under it: "go home Dad, you're drunk!"

cruiserweight

Red Alert wrote:

Some of the 'additions' people do to the niteline stickers are quite funny:

Can't Read?
Not getting any?
Librocop got your ass?

constipated?

woop

yeh the library seems to be a great source of toilet wall wisdom,
the top floor male toilets were geting a bit republican lately though,spotted a gem among it all though
whats Bobby sands phone no.
ate nothing won nothing for nothing,......deep

oh yeh and the "everyone pisses on the floor, be a hero **** on the roof"

Garret

the smiths lyrics in one of the cubicles in the orts block

upmeath

woop wrote:

oh yeh and the "everyone pisses on the floor, be a hero **** on the roof"

It may not count as UCD but I saw somebody taking that a step further in O'Briens on Middle Abbey Street about 2 months ago... The graffiti read

Anyone can piss on the seat, be a hero and **** on the ceiling

I'm a gentleman, sir, not a hero. Please refrain from soiling the extents of this cubicle and use the designated toilet bowl

I don't want to go off track with this and go into graffiti outside UCD but that one jumped out at me and when you mentioned it I had to share! Anyway back to UCD graffiti, I saw something to do with the plastic sheets they covered the walls with in the Daedalus cubicles a while back but I couldn't quote nevermind paraphrase what was said... anybody want to refresh my memory?

singingstranger

The first day I was in UCD, in Daedalus, three years ago:

Leeds are magic!
Yeah. I watch them disappear from the Premier League.

Umaro

Not exactly bog grafitti, but I do like the ones written on the Student Nite-line sticker on the hot-air hand dryers:

Arts Student?

Wet hands?

Fat?

And my personal favourite, you'll find it on some hand-dryers:

Hot air provided by the Student Union.

Chakar

Umaro wrote:

Hot air provided by the Student Union.

But its true!

Het-Field

Pat Patterson's Philosophy of Philosophy

Is **** Philosophy

Toilets in the Deadalus

fish-head

Umaro wrote:

Not exactly bog grafitti, but I do like the ones written on the Student Nite-line sticker on the hot-air hand dryers:


Wet hands?

That's my absolute favourite.. it's brilliant!

cruiserweight

On the inside of the door in one of the toilets in the library

"Beware of gay, limbo dancing midgets"

In Trinity...

Heisenberg
was
here
(maybe)

Feral Mutant

Engineering building, on the side of the toilet roll dispenser:"Arts degrees, take one"

Also in DCU before:"Flush twice, it's a long way to the canteen"

fullstop

Feral Mutant wrote:

On the side of the toilet roll dispenser:"Arts degrees, take one"

Also in DCU before:"Flush twice, it's a long way to the canteen"

There's a similar one in the library here - "flush twice, it's along way to nine one one"!

TheVan

Red Alert wrote:

Some of the 'additions' people do to the niteline stickers are quite funny:

Can't Read?
Not getting any?
Librocop got your ass?

"Getting slagged off by a Niteline sticker?"


Classic

Tom65

The best Niteline sticker graffiti I've seen was "The Frames?".

It was in the men's toilets near the SU shop under the library.

poobum

Feral Mutant wrote:

Engineering building, on the side of the toilet roll dispenser:"Arts degrees, take one""

saw that one...its brilliant...

Raphael

Next to a hole in the ceiling - "This way to Narnia" - Somewhere in Arts

Chakar

Raphael wrote:

Next to a hole in the ceiling - "This way to Narnia" - Somewhere in Arts

That one is legend, its in the toilets near Th P.

elmyra

Under the Niteline line 'for students of Trinity, UCD, NCAD and RCSI' the line 'all others may die in a ditch'. - classic.

Garret

poobum wrote:

saw that one...its brilliant...

its an old and tired joke, and perhaps one that proves how we need arts students in fact

p-nut

Garret wrote:

its an old and tired joke, and perhaps one that proves how we need arts students in fact

Aye, they give us people to make fun of to pass the time and make the rest of us feel good about ourselves:D

funky penguin

Yeah!! We're so stupid!

upmeath

"The voices didn't tell me to do this
Pat Patterson did"
Mens toilets upstairs in JJ Library

TimG

The old classic is good, I'm sure i've seen this in the jacks some stage in UCD:

Some come here to sh*t and stink,
Some come here to sit and think,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullsh*t on the walls

Notorious

I saw this the other day in the guys toilets, in the library on the 2nd floor in one of those Niteline stickers.

"Pregnant?"
You've got one hell of a problem if your in here.

Theresalwaysone

controversial but I laughed none the less. Toliets in Quinn:

Homosexuals are gay! ha Classic

passive

Facing you as you stand and pee; "what are you looking around here for, the real joke is in your hands"

Spectator#1

Theresalwaysone wrote:

Homosexuals are gay!

Only queers say homosexuals are gay.

The_Minister

On left-hand side of cubicle - "look right"
On right-hand side of cubicle - "look left".
Endless amusment.

James_sb

fish-head wrote:

Umaro wrote:

Not exactly bog grafitti, but I do like the ones written on the Student Nite-line sticker on the hot-air hand dryers:


Wet hands?

That's my absolute favourite.. it's brilliant!

Mine too. Great!

Riamfada

If you like a quick suprise
Flush the Loo before you rise

arbeitsscheuer

Another of the seemingly inexhaustible supply of Nightline graffiti:
"Got wood?"

I lolled.

Riamfada

Niteline


Help.. Im a Rock !



Not that funny

Raphael

Niteline, yet again

"Everyone calling you dave for no reason?"

ferdi

Tom65 wrote:

The best Niteline sticker graffiti I've seen was "The Frames?"

lol;)

Stabshauptmann

Raphael wrote:

Niteline, yet again

"Everyone calling you dave for no reason?"

damn just lol'ed in class

funky penguin

One person wrote:

"Shane Fitzgerald is a racist!"

Someone replied:

"Yes, but is he happy?"

upmeath

Men's toilets under library this week... Niteline sticker reads:
"No problem too big or too small"
and someone has inserted "except for your penis" under "small"

upmeath

3rd floor James Joyce Library today:

Player 1: "Does anybody know, is that fibreglass or rockwool hanging out of the ceiling?"
Player 2: "It's definitely fibreglass, rockwool sheets don't come in that thickness"

What the ****?

drdre

upmeath wrote:

3rd floor James Joyce Library today:

Player 1: "Does anybody know, is that fibreglass or rockwool hanging out of the ceiling?"
Player 2: "It's definitely fibreglass, rockwool sheets don't come in that thickness"

What the ****?

What the hell is that

upmeath

Go into the mens toilets on the third floor and in the first cubicle read it, its down low on the left inside the door

passive

ARE YOU A SHEEP?

"no, i'm two lambs huddled together trying to look like a sheep... Of course i'm a ****ing sheep you idiot!"

Arts building, by theatre L. ^_^

fullstop

passive wrote:

ARE YOU A SHEEP?

"no, i'm two lambs huddled together trying to look like a sheep... Of course i'm a ****ing sheep you idiot!"

Arts building, by theatre L. ^_^

Yeah I got it the first time

Feral Mutant

Over the flush button:
Launch Torpedo

Bubs101

was tempted to put this one up after the cruisin scandal;

"Cruisin for an Anal Bruisin?"

Tá Mé Gaeilge

hehe its funny that the first ever thread in the UCD forum here refers to toilet Graffiti.

Whats even funnier is that I must be incredibly bored to have noticed this at half 4 in the morning and that I've an exam tomorrow!!!

upmeath

Feral Mutant wrote:

Over the flush button:
Launch Torpedo

Haha that's brilliant, where is it?

This morning's instalment:

Q. "What's the difference between a vagina and a fridge?"
A. "A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat!"

Feral Mutant

upmeath wrote:

Haha that's brilliant, where is it?

Engineering, I think