Kerry Prostitute

dil999

An old fella goes up to a prostitute in the red light district in Tralee.
He says " how much do you charge."
She says "€150."
"Thats pretty dear," the guy say, "I'm down on my luck, I have no money. All I have are these 2 all Ireland medals that I won in the 50's."

The prostitue looks at the medals, says okay, takes them, and off they go and do the business.

Next night another old guy approached the same prostitute in the same spot.
He says: "How much do you charge?"
She says: "€150."
"Thats pretty dear", the guy say. "Are you any good?"

Well, she says,....
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"I've got two all Ireland medals."

aidan_walsh

the red light district in Tralee.

So that would be any part of the town between the Killarney road, the Banna road and the Listowel road then.

440Hz

aidan_walsh wrote:

So that would be any part of the town between the Killarney road, the Banna road and the Listowel road then.

now now!! not all of Tralee is crap ya know, like any town/city it has its bad areas! Oh and are you not counting all the other roads? Killarney is going down hill lately too, or so I hear.

Steoob

so why specifically tralee? i dont think i get the joke... i mean i get it and dont find it funny so im hoping theres something funnier about it...

Oliverdog

In another red-light district (not necessarily in Tralee or indeed any other Kerry town) a prostitute approaches a potential client to offer her services.

"Well I wouldn't mind" he said, "But I really think you would have difficulty with what I have to offer".

"Let's have a look", she said.

"Get it out if you want - I simply can't be bothered".

As she did so, she uttered a terrible scream and recoiled in horror.

"I told you" he said. "And there was no need to drop it in the mud".

dil999

No offence meant to Kerry people.
I think its set in Kerry due to the prevalence of All Ireland Medals.

Hagar

Kerry won 3 All-Ireland Football ( no Hurling ) Finals in the 50's:- 1953, 1955 and 1959.
Now all we have to do is find someone who played in two of these matches and we have our culprit.
Where's Jimmy McGee when you need him?

440Hz

Hagar wrote:

Kerry won 3 All-Ireland Football ( no Hurling ) Finals in the 50's:- 1953, 1955 and 1959.
Now all we have to do is find someone who played in two of these matches and we have our culprit.
Where's Jimmy McGee when you need him?

lmao!!!!

Pat Spillane would be the man to tell you that!! He claims to know everything anyway

Chancer3001

Hiya

goat2

dil999 wrote: »

An old fella goes up to a prostitute in the red light district in Tralee.
He says " how much do you charge."
She says "€150."
"Thats pretty dear," the guy say, "I'm down on my luck, I have no money. All I have are these 2 all Ireland medals that I won in the 50's."

The prostitue looks at the medals, says okay, takes them, and off they go and do the business.

Next night another old guy approached the same prostitute in the same spot.
He says: "How much do you charge?"
She says: "€150."
"Thats pretty dear", the guy say. "Are you any good?"

Well, she says,....
.
.
.
.
"I've got two all Ireland medals."

Tralee is a fine town, hosts the rose every year, a great place to shop,

Cocksy

good joke

AufDerMaur

super

AufDerMaur

funny

AufDerMaur

not

AufDerMaur

really

AufDerMaur

done