That was some storm

Gaspode

Dont know what it was like your way yesterday, but man it was windy here. (D15). Our 14ft trampoline took off like a kite last night and crashed into a tree, thrashing the tree totally. Thankfully it didn't travel in the other direction and take out the front of the house or the car!

Pighead

Rubbish thread, no polls, no innuendoes, no green smileys to get angry at, not even a story about how the storms killed all of your little furry cats. No offence des but Pighead will be amazed if this thread reaches a 2nd page.

lucernarian

Wow, Pighead takes no prisoners. This thread has already been condemned two posts in...:p

Edit: I am sorely tempted to reply as most people have 10 posts per page I think.... Mabye the OP will amaze Pighead now

Anyway, these stories belong in the weather forum (under Sci). Keep AH clean!!

faceman

deswalsh wrote:

Dont know what it was like your way yesterday, but man it was windy here. (D15). Our 14ft trampoline took off like a kite last night and crashed into a tree, thrashing the tree totally. Thankfully it didn't travel in the other direction and take out the front of the house or the car!

Is your trampoline made of titanium or somethin???

Pighead

To_be_confirmed wrote:

Wow, Pighead takes no prisoners. This thread has already been condemned two posts in...:p

Ah c'mon tbc, lets face it, its a car wreck of a thread. Its stinking the place out. If Ruu were still in charge he would have tossed this turd into the recycle bin at 9.46 thsi morning. deswalsh would probably have been banned too. Thems wrere the days.

Crucifix

Pighead wrote:

Ah c'mon tbc, lets face it, its a car wreck of a thread. Its stinking the place out. If Ruu were still in charge he would have tossed this turd into the recycle bin at 9.46 thsi morning. deswalsh would probably have been banned too. Thems wrere the days.

He really did rule with an iron fist...wait wait, let me do that again:
He really did Ruule with an iron fist.

faceman

Pighead wrote:

Ah c'mon tbc, lets face it, its a car wreck of a thread. Its stinking the place out. If Ruu were still in charge he would have tossed this turd into the recycle bin at 9.46 thsi morning. deswalsh would probably have been banned too. Thems wrere the days.

Why is Ruu not in charge anymore?

On topic: Storms are bad mmm-k

smashey

Ruu has moved onwards and upwards. Mad storm alright. Damn it Pighead, we have nearly reached the second page already.

Pighead

smashey wrote:

Ruu has moved onwards and upwards. Mad storm alright. Damn it Pighead, we have nearly reached the second page already.

Never gonna happen. You need a certain kind of quality in a thread to reach the magical 2 page mark. Take a look at the Mint Feast thread for instance.

The Op realised that a thread about the plain old chocolate feast would have 10 responses max, so he put his thinking cap on , added a bit of mint into the equation and hey presto, hes got a 2 pager and a sticky. Thats the sort of curveball deswalsh is sorely missing in this thread.

Sierra Oscar

Twas bad indeed.

Errr...thats all i have got to say;)

Mossy Monk

storm? what time was this? we had very cold, sleet and hailstone filled day of fun in the south east

Pighead

Sierra Oscar wrote:

Twas bad indeed.

Errr...thats all i have got to say;)

Exactly, what else is there to say? There is nothing.

He didn't even ask any storm related questions in order to get a bit of interaction going. Pighead for one would have loved if he was asked "Whats your favourite word that rhymes with storm?" or When was the first time you kissed a girl during a storm and what was her name?" Anything at all deswalsh would have done. ANYTHING

Ps 1/ Warm and 2/ Yes, Hilda would have been Pigheads answers.

Sierra Oscar

Pighead wrote:

Exactly, what else is there to say? There is nothing.

He didn't even ask any storm related questions in order to get a bit of interaction going. Pighead for one would have loved if he was asked "Whats your favourite word that rhymes with storm?" or When was the first time you kissed a girl during a storm and what was her name?" Anything at all deswalsh would have done. ANYTHING

Ps 1/ Warm and 2/ Yes, Hilda would have been Pigheads answers.

Errr indeed...;)

sigh at thread

Wertz

Posting in support of 2 page threads....oh and down with crap pseudo winter weather!

PS

littlebitdull

1. Form... after all it has many many uses...

or ... we could just make up words that rhyme with storm...

Like.. Qworm Qzorm Horm Chorm

littlebitdull

And that might just have the added advantage of annoying pighead

littlebitdull

2. Never kissed a girl.

But could be willing to try in support of mysterious thread started if thats what it takes to get to two pages

Sierra Oscar

Great, so much for this thread:D

LOOK IM INVISIBLE!

Pighead

Terry lock this thread and end the dullness for once and for all. Ban deswalsh too while your at it.

littlebitdull

Pighead wrote:

Terry lock this thread and end the dullness for once and for all. Ban deswalsh too while your at it.

Dull


You call this dull...


Man you aint seen nothfing yet....

FlutterinBantam

I think Pigshead is a bit constipated this am.

orange juice/brown bread/and a good walk should loosen that porker up.

Sierra Oscar

We must safe this thread!

Indeed, that was a mighty storm.

Wertz

Storm of the century perhaps.

*cow flies past window*

Yup, defo a biggie. I'm going to buck the trend and lay the blame squarely at the door of global warming.

mike65

What storm?

Mike.

Pighead

FlutterinBantam wrote:

I think Pigshead is a bit constipated this am.

orange juice/brown bread/and a good walk should loosen that porker up.

Constipated my arse! Is it too much too ask for a thread to enliven my senses and get the brain juices first thing in the morning. The fcuk it is.

The fcuker deswalsh spent an hour trying to think of a thread title and all he could come up with was "My name is deswalsh, I am a boy, I love my dogs and cats, there was a storm in the sky yesterday" Bloody hell, even coolsmileygirls threads have more going for them.

Pighead hopes the boy walsh will have the good grace to come on and apologise for the ****ty thread. If he doesn't then he can consider himself blacklisted.

Sierra Oscar

mike65 wrote:

What storm?

Mike.

There was a storm down in Tipp anyway...I awoke around 3 and the winds were howling.

mike65

Clearly I sleep heavier than I thought.

Or there was no storm.

Mike.

Pighead

mike65 wrote:

Clearly I sleep heavier than I thought.

Or there was no storm.

Mike.

Worse than I thought so, deswaslh obviously was so bereft of ideas for a thread he had to create a fictional storm in order to gain some attention from the masses. Pathetic, what an attention seeker. Pigheads starting to detest this walsh character.

Wertz

Jaysus pighead, you're all over this thread like a rash but yet have not perused the car crash of a thread entitled "stupid gay work"?
My eyes have only just stopped bleeding and I only made it as far as page 3...

Gaspode

Pighead wrote:

Pighead hopes the boy walsh will have the good grace to come on and apologise for the ****ty thread. If he doesn't then he can consider himself blacklisted.

You hit the nail on the head earlier pighead. The mint feast (Poo on a stick) thread annoyed me so much I just wanted to see if I could put in something even duller and get it to 2 pages. And you my good friend have enabled me in my noble quest!


As for the weather fourm, pah, nobody over there. AH is the place for truly meaningless and pointless threads (again refer to stickies) and the place where people will respond to such threads.

By the way encouraging the ref to give someone a red card in soccer can earn you your own card, so be careful what you call for there.


Je ne regrette rien.


. as requested.

muffler

Was the storm forecasted?

Pighead

deswalsh wrote:

You hit the nail on the head earlier pighead. The mint feast (Poo on a stick) thread annoyed me so much I just wanted to see if I could put in something even duller and get it to 2 pages. And you my good friend have enabled me in my noble quest!


As for the weather fourm, pah, nobody over there. AH is the place for truly meaningless and pointless threads (again refer to stickies) and the place where people will respond to such threads.

By the way encouraging the ref to give someone a red card in soccer can earn you your own card, so be careful what you call for there.


Je ne regrette rien.


. as requested.

Worst apology ever. C'mon des be a man about this, there wasn't a storm at all was there? There is sworn testimony from Mike65(a renowned light sleeper) that he never heard anything resembling a storm during the night in question.

Pighead puts it to you that you lied about the adverse weather conditions in order to shock fright and bore the younger posters to death. How do you plead?

sioda

Had to go chasing the bbq cover round the gardens stoopid small fences

Gaspode

Pighead wrote:

Worst apology ever. C'mon des be a man about this, there wasn't a storm at all was there? There is sworn testimony from Mike65(a renowned light sleeper) that he never heard anything resembling a storm during the night in question.

Pighead puts it to you that you lied about the adverse weather conditions in order to shock fright and bore the younger posters to death. How do you plead?

Not guilty......
May I present Exhibit A to the court ....

court adjourned until I get back this evening. All rise.

mike65

Pffft! or Pishht! met offices issue severe weather warnings at the drop of a pressure centre these days. 30 years ago the roof had to be peeling off Glasnevin before they'd plug the telex machine in.

Mike.

Pighead

deswalsh wrote:

Not guilty......
May I present Exhibit A to the court ....

court adjourned until I get back this evening. All rise.

What the fcuks that like? No dates or anything on the bloody thing. Ridiculous. Thats like me going "Yeah there was a tornado outside my house this morning. You want proof? Fine heres a picture
http://www.billspringer.com/share/tornado/mb-tornado-01.gif

Was there a tornado? Was there fcuk, i lied about it and posted a picture from the internet as false proof. Thats how easy it is. You're gonna have to get up a lot earlier in the morning if you want to catch Pighead out sonny.

WhiteWashMan

deswalsh wrote:

You hit the nail on the head earlier pighead. The mint feast (Poo on a stick) thread annoyed me so much I just wanted to see if I could put in something even duller and get it to 2 pages. And you my good friend have enabled me in my noble quest!


As for the weather fourm, pah, nobody over there. AH is the place for truly meaningless and pointless threads (again refer to stickies) and the place where people will respond to such threads.

By the way encouraging the ref to give someone a red card in soccer can earn you your own card, so be careful what you call for there.


Je ne regrette rien.


. as requested.

so youre saying you actually posted this crap here, well knowing that there is a weather forecast.

and AH is not the place for 'pointless threads' its just that there a lot of people like yourself that post pointless threads here.

and im not sure what your point about calling for a red card is, since pighead is hardly to be banned from AH for calling the thread pointless.

now bugger off to the weather forum with you, and darken our doorstep with the rubbish again.

we only tolerate interesting pointless threads.
the weather is not interesting.



by the way pighead, ruu was never in charge.
i have full masionic control of this forum!

Wertz

I finally figured out how mike65 slept through the cyclone.
Seems the SE escaped the worst of the onslaught.

nesf

Locked, OP don't post pointless crap in here.

WhiteWashMan

boo urns to nesf, the spoiler of fun!

nesf