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Gents, who do you prefer, your ma or your girlfriend?

  • 18-03-2007 1:52pm
    #1
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,663 CMod ✭✭✭✭


    Gents, when it comes to the non sexual good stuff (please no dirty responses), who do you prefer? your ma or ur gf/wife? Why?

    Who treats you best? 41 votes

    Me Ma
    0%
    Me other half
    39%
    super_furryembraer170DamienHvorbisRed AlertixoyKingp35wpm83funk-youJonny ArsontoiletduckxzantiInFrontm83wexford12Oman 16 votes
    Yore Ma!
    60%
    DEmeant0rTom DunneKintarō HattorismackbunnybabySleepyNuttzzCalidenOwenMMr. PresentableYeatsCountyspartacus93swingkingKinetic^bikoZebra3Richard WSavmanrediguanaThe Walsho83ste 25 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,007 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Yore Ma!
    As it's not boards.it I'd expect votes for the mother to be pretty low.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭rediguana


    Yore Ma!
    Girlfriend gets my vote.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    I prefer YORE MA!

    But in all seriousness, I prefer my girlfriend. Why wouldn't I? There are so many more levels to our relationship ie. a typical 5 minute phonecall to my ma will entail the weather, how the family are gettin on and how work is going.

    Why ask the question?


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,235 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Being married Im not allowed to have a girlfriend :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Ma wins everytime.

    I suspect yer average (male) boards.ie poster is just grateful *to even have* a girlfriend and thus the result is being skewed.


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  • Subscribers Posts: 16,617 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    the winner is clear already, with that 3rd option this poll is a farce:)


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yore Ma!
    copacetic wrote:
    the winner is clear already, with that 3rd option this poll is a farce:)

    That's why many are choosing it!

    I chose the other half as Ma is in Cyprus!


  • Subscribers Posts: 16,617 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    That's why many are choosing it!

    I chose the other half as Ma is in Cyprus!

    that's what I meant, with that as an option how could you pick
    something else?!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    facemans mammy because she makes a good cup of tea.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,663 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Ruu wrote:
    facemans mammy because she makes a good cup of tea.

    its truly splendid with crumpets!


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  • Subscribers Posts: 16,617 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    faceman wrote:
    its truly splendid with crumpets!

    yore ma has splendid crumpets alrite!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,644 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Pigman II wrote:
    I suspect yer average (male) boards.ie poster is just grateful *to even have* a girlfriend and thus the result is being skewed.

    Eh, you mean that they are male and in their early 20s? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    or have a face only a mother could love...


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,663 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    copacetic wrote:
    yore ma has splendid crumpets alrite!

    must be seen to be believed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,725 ✭✭✭oleras


    kbannon wrote:
    Being married Im not allowed to have a girlfriend :(


    Just cos your not allowed does not mean you cant....... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    Yore Ma!
    My Girlfriend of course as I don't particuarly like my mother.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead loves his mother and his girlfriend equally. Although thats kind of obvious really seeing as thye're both the same person.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,235 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    oleras wrote:
    Just cos your not allowed does not mean you cant....... ;)
    I value my testes too much to get caught!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,486 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    Me other half
    Mammy will always make you dinner and will always side with you went the girlfriend's mad - defo the mammy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭Nehpets


    Pighead wrote:
    Pighead loves his mother and his girlfriend equally. Although thats kind of obvious really seeing as thye're both the same person.

    So they get half love each and you get double love?:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,725 ✭✭✭oleras


    kbannon wrote:
    I value my testes too much to get caught!

    A man can live on a teste...........house and car is an other thing.....lol


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    yeah but history has proven that ya cant hold Poland without both


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭limklad


    Question:
    Me Ma! obvious to me - Which is a no no answer for me. Historal reasons
    Me other half! obvious to me - I wish had right now. even if whe verbal abuse it would still be better than me ma
    Yore Ma! ????? I am assumming other ma's but not my own.!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭limklad


    Red Alert wrote:
    Mammy will always make you dinner and will always side with you went the girlfriend's mad - defo the mammy!
    Not mine, I still chance my luck with the girlfriend over let say, I had sex with everybody in the planet behind her back, including her mother :eek: and still chance my arm in getting back with the girlfriend.
    Consider yourself lucky to have your mother who truely cares about you, without trying to strip you of everything that you are without her dishing out physical (while young) verbal & emotional abuse, especially when things are not going her way. Slavery is supose to be illegal but not to some mothers :mad:.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭limklad


    Pighead wrote:
    Pighead loves his mother and his girlfriend equally. Although thats kind of obvious really seeing as thye're both the same person.
    Consider yourself lucky


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