'Car sex man enjoys sex with cars'

Max_Damage · 17-03-2007 9:22pm #1

Yes, that's right, not 'in' cars, but 'with' them! :eek:

In stunning news that will have wide ranging implications for many years to come, a man has been found who likes having sex with cars.

The details of mechanic Chris Donald's alleged romantic vehicular liaisons have been unearthed by (naturally) The Sun - who claim that in addition to a large number of cars, Mr Donald has also done the dirty with two boats and a jetski.

Mr Donald apparently says that his sexual fetish may have been triggered by formative childhood experiences watching Knight Rider.

'When I was a young boy I used to see human qualities in cars,' he says. 'As I grew up I noticed I was having feelings towards cars and they began catching my eye in a certain way.'

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=40452&in_page_id=2

Brings a whole me meaning to the term 'sex drive'!

17-03-2007 9:24pm

Is it oral (air intake) or anal (exhaust pipe):eek:

or...

Ruu_Old · 17-03-2007 9:34pm

Ah the Mercury Mistress exists then.

mike65 · 17-03-2007 9:40pm

There is a well known picture that can be searched for and I'll let you find it!

Mike.

Thrill · 17-03-2007 9:48pm

Va Va Voom!!

This guy must love getting stuck in traffic.

Nephew · 17-03-2007 10:13pm

Did a 9 year old write that piece? The writing in that article is appalling. Don't get me started on the title. 'Man enjoys sex with cars' sounds less retarded

Tak3n · 18-03-2007 12:32am

IS THIS HIM!!?

I CAUGHT THE ****ER OUTSIDE MY HOUSE EARLIER!

<snip>

Thrill · 18-03-2007 12:41am

Tak3n wrote:

IS THIS HIM!!?

I CAUGHT THE ****ER OUTSIDE MY HOUSE EARLIER!

You'd better delete that link before the moderators give you a talking to.

The_Minister · 18-03-2007 12:43am

Deleted User wrote:

anal (exhaust pipe)

anal uses the gearstick

Thrill · 18-03-2007 12:49am

Wait until he see's what his own car has been up to......

http://www.crazybutable.com/photolog/images/carsex.jpg

18-03-2007 1:23am

The_Minister wrote:

anal uses the gearstick

Watch out for the potholes

and speed bumps :eek:

nesf · 18-03-2007 1:34am

Tak3n wrote:

IS THIS HIM!!?

I CAUGHT THE ****ER OUTSIDE MY HOUSE EARLIER!

<snip>

Banned for a week.

Call Me Jimmy · 18-03-2007 2:01am

hmmm ****s cars because of their human qualities...

0utshined · 18-03-2007 2:16am

mike65 wrote:

There is a well known picture that can be searched for and I'll let you find it!

Mike.

First thing I thought of.

Beta not post it though, I'm sure that's what the earlier link was.

Sound's kind of strange. There's a few cars I love but I can't imagine it ever being more than a platonic thing.

Heyes · 18-03-2007 5:05pm

There seems to be a never end of weirdo.....

'Car sex man enjoys sex with cars'

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