Whats the story morning glory?

jester77

So how do you deal with yours?

petes

Hand Shandy for me.

Kinetic^

Han Solo ftw!!!.........really does depend on the day though, if it's a work day I'd tend not to.

petes

Kenny 5 wrote:

if it's a work day I'd tend not to.

Why not? Waiting until you get in?

Kinetic^

petes wrote:

Why not? Waiting until you get in?

For shizzle, sure why else!!!!

_blank_

I don't live with the gf, so usually it's a solo flight.

Of course, if she happens to be there, she gets on top. That goes without saying.

OldmanMondeo

Yip, jump the missuses bones, if there is time. Usually get up in time to have a shower leave, get Breakie roll and get to work on time-ish.

mikedragon32

Meh. Just leave it be. Then walk around the bedroom being careful not to knock it off a wardrobe or an open drawer!

smashey

Stand at the side of the bed with some underwear hanging from it. Point this out to wife. Take full advantage.

6th

How do you deal with yours?

Seeing him looking up in the morning is a warm a loving feeling ... like when a mans trusty dog is by his side!

Dog is only a close 2nd to being mans best friend ..... himself will always be with you!

So treat him accordingly, a warm smile and a pat on the head

Tom Dunne

Brothers, I have the dubious honour of being afflicted with two bouts of morning glory.

The first, is as described and is duly ignored due to time constraints. The second usually occurs after a sleep on the train. When I get off at Pearse Station, a strategically placed laptop bag or Herald AM is needed to distract the lustful eyes of many a fair maiden.

jester77

tom dunne wrote:

Brothers, I have the dubious honour of being afflicted with two bouts of morning glory.

The first, is as described and is duly ignored due to time constraints. The second usually occurs after a sleep on the train. When I get off at Pearse Station, a strategically placed laptop bag or Herald AM is needed to distract the lustful eyes of many a fair maiden.

Brother Tom Dunne, can't you take a hint from Tom Junior. He seeks attention and you ignore him, he gets upset and then he tries to humiliate you in public! Give him the attention he deserves on first call!

Tom Dunne

jester77 wrote:

Brother Tom Dunne, can't you take a hint from Tom Junior. He seeks attention and you ignore him, he gets upset and then he tries to humiliate you in public! Give him the attention he deserves on first call!

Duly noted brother jester77. I will set the alarm clock two minutes earlier tomorrow.

admiralofthefleet

i would wait til work and have a dump at the same time, an economy dump

r3nu4l

5-knuckle-shuffle for me unless I'm in a hurry, then as with brother mikedragon32, I'm trying to avoid the furniture

Heisenberg.

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FlutterinBantam

admiralofthefleet wrote:

i would wait til work and have a dump at the same time, an economy dump

:eek: Jeebus.. my kind of guy;)

Bazzy

going solo appears to be winning hands down ...................... Sorry couldnt help it

Holsten

Take a slash, seems to go after that.

copacetic

Brethren, you really need to put the foot down, handywork first thing
in the morning? Sure you'd be worn out before you get to work.

If I wake up with morning glory I expect a BJ to already be in progress..




and yes, I do mean by her indoors, really "it's already being taken
care of" should have been a poll option

calex71

Holsten wrote:

Take a slash, seems to go after that.

thats while doing a handstand right brother?

AlmightyCushion

I shake hands with the one eyed milk man. It's the easiest way.

J.S. Pill

What if one wakes up all hungover like and has to go downstairs to get a glass of water?

The elastic of my jocks is usually good for keeping the old John Thomas from knocking over anything however be sure to wear a t-shirt if there are other people in the house.

J.S. Pill

I do believe the proper name for the phenomenon in question is nocturnal penile tumescence.

DublinWriter

copacetic wrote:

If I wake up with morning glory I expect a BJ to already be in progress..

Tried it, but I nearly slipped a disc.

AlmightyCushion

DublinWriter wrote:

Tried it, but I nearly slipped a disc.

:D:D:D:D

arctictree

admiralofthefleet wrote:

i would wait til work and have a dump at the same time, an economy dump

Reminds me of an episode of Postman Plod in VIZ:

Postman Plod and co-worker in canteen

---

Co-worker: What's up with you Plod?
Plod: (Grimacing) I'm dying for a ****e...
Co-worker: Err....Why don't you go have one then?
Plod: Can't ... on me tea break...

Tea break finishes and Plod races to the John....with a copy of The Sun...

!!!

The Hill Billy

Brothers - Really, WTF is this all about? This isn't the "Turkish Prison" forum.

Not to cast aspersions on Brother Jester, but one has to question the rationale behind asking other Brothers about their wânking habits.

What next? A Progressive Democrats thread? :eek: