Ketchup Emergency

Bazzy

I was having my Jumbo Breakfast roll with ketchup on it

And I got it all over my white shirt, Will I go home and change it or will i just leave it be ?

Maccattack

Its a medal. Leave it there.

jester77

This is no different than someone knocking a pint of Guinness over you.
Simply take a trip to the toilets, whip off your shirt, rest your belly on the sink, rub a little soap into the stain and rinse it with water but try and not get water all over the shirt and then stick it under the hand dryer for a few minutes! No need to waste energy going home just for that!

Beruthiel

Leave it!

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jester77 wrote:

This is no different than someone knocking a pint of Guinness over you.
Simply take a trip to the toilets, whip off your shirt, rest your belly on the sink, rub a little soap into the stain and rinse it with water but try and not get water all over the shirt and then stick it under the hand dryer for a few minutes! No need to waste energy going home just for that!

The amount of work involved here is a bit much.

Leave the stain, and if you are feeling peckish and lazy later, pick at the stain and munch on the ketchup-ey goodness.

Bazzy

yeah Fcuk it i'll just leave it there !!

And if anyone asks NO GUT NO GLORY

OldmanMondeo

jester77 wrote:

This is no different than someone knocking a pint of Guinness over you.
Simply take a trip to the toilets, whip off your shirt, rest your belly on the sink, rub a little soap into the stain and rinse it with water but try and not get water all over the shirt and then stick it under the hand dryer for a few minutes! No need to waste energy going home just for that!

That's wimmin's work FFS. Are you a Woman? You seem to know to much about cleaning of clothes.....

justsomebloke

seansouth wrote:

The amount of work involved here is a bit much.

Leave the stain, and if you are feeling peckish and lazy later, pick at the stain and munch on the ketchup-ey goodness.

ah yes but you forgot one crucial thing, and that while doing this you aren't actually doing your job, which is something you have to offset it against also if you go and do this you are infact being paid to wash your own clothes, where as if you wait to get home you are doing it on your own time and who wants to do that

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jsb wrote:

ah yes but you forgot one crucial thing, and that while doing this you aren't actually doing your job, which is something you have to offset it against

Well, there is an extra forum on boards which is taking time out of my 'working' day too.

jsb wrote:

also if you go and do this you are infact being paid to wash your own clothes, where as if you wait to get home you are doing it on your own time and who wants to do that

I don't wash my own clothes anyway, I just wait til the gf calls round.

So my solution is a win-win.:D

whiskeyman

Step 1:
Get more of incriminating substance (ketchup / guinness / blood etc..)

Step 2:
Proceed to mens room and take off shirt / top. Carefully poor more amounts of said incriminating substance on each stained area.

Step 3:
Gently fold shirt in half to create 'butterfly' symmetrical effect on shirt.

Step 4:
Dry under hand drier and replace shirt on self

Step 5:
Strut back into pub / restaurant and soak up stares of admirers of funky cool designer style shirt

Bazzy

Excellent advice brother whiskey