Urinals in the home

Hagar

Following recent threads about de lads pissing in the shower and de wimmin giving out because the seat is always up a question springs to mind, why not have a urinal in a domestic bathroom? I'm not talking about a 10 willy stainless stell tough with pineapple chunks and butts in the bottom but a nice handbasinish sized piece of porceline with a push to flush or perhaps a proximity sensor. Would it be better than "splish-splash mop the floor" or not as the case may be? Before de wimmin start giving out without thinking it through, why not? Men are physically different to women, we don't expect you to stand so why should we sit? What do you think?

Owen

I've already got it planned for the house I intend to build.

Silverfish

I never for the life of me understood the toilet seat up / down thing. Just - push it- down.

Simple as.


Yep, support ++ for urinals though.

tallus

Great Idea Hagar. Personally I'd love to have one in the bathroom.

ircoha

ned78 wrote:

I've already got it planned for the house I intend to build.

they have nice ones c/w lids of their own, just make sure it[ the lid] stays up while u are using it.

Wibbs

Hagar, from waht I've read here before, I get your point. I love your reasoning, but you are quite mad. Madness like yours is worth following so for what it's worth count me in.

brianthebard

that would be brilliant.

Ruu_Old

Hmm well I am remodelling the half bathroom to the house shortly. *rubs chin* Yesh.

Bean_Ghrinn

"Hey! Hey!"
*Raises hand from the back of the room, trying to get the OPs attention*
"How about a bidet too?"

Hang a sign over the bidet "Hers"? Over the other thingy "His"? Just so he doesn't get confused?

Peter Collins

I've seen jacks seats which are operated by the foot, a la pedal bin.

Urinals always have a few pubes stuck to the front.

Deeeesgusting

DonkeyStyle \o/

If you want a urinal, just piss in the sink.

Owen

Peter Collins wrote:

Urinals always have a few pubes stuck to the front.

Isn't that half the fun though, pushing them down the drain with your pee? It's like Asteroids, but with pee!

Ickle Magoo

I think it's a great idea! I'd like to have his & hers bathrooms & that way as I'll only be using/responsible for cleaning my bathroom, he can piss in the sink, shower, floor, whatever!

randylonghorn

Hagar wrote:

I'm not talking about a 10 willy stainless steel trough

Is that how they measure them? More appropriate than feet, I suppose. Would it not lead to a certain amount of inconsistency, though?

Hagar wrote:

we don't expect you to stand so why should we sit?

Hagar, you sit down to pi$$ unless an actual urinal is provided in a bathroom? :eek:

plonk

Your not going to let houseguests go into a bathroom and see a urinal, its disrespectful. Urinals are dirty things associated with pubs and the like, I like the idea but I dont think the women would like a stinking urinal beside them when there taking a whizz

Ghost Train

Urinals the same a toilet, it's not dirtier or disrespectful, as long as the bathroom is big and the urinal isn't the central feature or too close to sink, toilet etc. Your man face from the a-team apparently installed urinals in his house, if that means anything

always loved this sketch

Owen

plonk wrote:

Your not going to let houseguests go into a bathroom and see a urinal, its disrespectful. Urinals are dirty things associated with pubs and the like, I like the idea but I dont think the women would like a stinking urinal beside them when there taking a whizz

Wow, if you get freaked about Urinals, do you think Bidet's are acceptable? Personally, I don't have a problem with either, but when you think about it, the Bidet is probably more vulgar, yet it's widely accepted.

Bean_Ghrinn

ned78 wrote:

the Bidet is probably more vulgar

Ye thinks? What about if she doesn't bother before he... ?

elivsvonchiaing

<from trainspotting - though not the original quote - dunno??>
What we have right now was invented by the victorians (I'm only going to furnish this debate with accuracy - it doesn't matter)

Why can't we just have in every public venue - 2 unisex bogs - the crapper and the pisser?

Anyone who has ever been to the point theatre has seen women invade the mens bogs.

The urinals will just need a wider lip and an optional seat-cover dispenser and bog roll for the girls...

A simple panel blocking view of what's going on has to be cheaper than a cubicle - so whats wrong with this?

I honestly think the reason for this is inherited from victorian times - and that no-one would want his ma to have to endure a unisex urinal/crapper situation.


Ultimately, this has to happen however.

In a religious context - it makes as much sense as keeping a dairy/non-dairy appliances regimen on a household where your children are (pick from anything but jewish) and just impose values of your ancestors without any knowledge why.

Anyhoo... just hope I haven't turned this into a feminist debate or anything...

My motivation was to improve the crap bog facilities ... in... everywhere...
Reckon women's toilets are always more plush - but inadequate - mens toilets are less than plush- just adequate for a piss - but a **** can often beyond their scope!

That's just my 5c!

Overheal

People sit to piss???

Hagar

randylonghorn wrote:

Hagar, you sit down to pi$$ unless an actual urinal is provided in a bathroom? :eek:

Hell no, I usually stand on the toilet seat as a personal challange to increase the difficulty and improve my accuracy.

lafors

I think its a quality idea.
I remember seeing it in Shaq's house on cribs.

I understand why he needs it....he's tall.
I'm 6ft6in and its a long way to the toilet bowl when i'm standing (a couple of feet i'd say), so how can it all go in the bowl if I happen to have a multistreamer coming out, splashes to the left and to the right, and only a man understands he can never know the speed its going to shoot out at, one step to far back and wet shoes, one too far forward and wet seat (and thats when the seats up girls ).

Whats a guy gonna do!

oleras

25 years ago we put on an extension complete with shower room and urinal, nothing too strange about that.

And the "put the seat down" debate, just tell her to put it up when she is finished...........2 standers in my house and only 1 sitter, majority rules !

Sparky

Install a swivel toilet!

One side the toilet, the other a urinal.

Ghost Train

Overheal wrote:

People sit to piss???

Yep, apparently the ladies Do

...also physically possible for lads to "sit piss" too, but why sit when you can stand and control/hold it

Archeron

Cool idea. You could also install a shitapult as well, so when you've done your nasty, you can just release a lever and flick it over the back wall. No longer your problem, save water wastage and in conunciton with urinals, means we never have to use that silly contraption "the toilet" again. I'm all for it.

FlutterinBantam

I was in a colleagues house in the UK some time ago and went to use the bog.
What intrigued me was this item shaped like a big bike saddle on an adjustable stand (up & down). basically it was a porcelain bike saddle,with a drain-off.

Inquiring discreetly later I established it was a "unisex urinal!.

Apparently if you were a woman you kind of adjusted it to height and kinda "backed onto it". Couldn't se our sisters taking to that in my opinion.

males just did what they normally ,piss in the general direction.

Never saw one before and since.

daveirl

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