Billy Conolly's chain letter

muckwarrior

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 Billion fυcking chain letters sent to me by people Who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to Raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to A traveling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and Everyone to whom you send "his" email, a $1000? How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get Laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bull****.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize Me in my sleep for not continuing a Chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country By midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour. Fυck 'em!!

If you're going to forward something at least send me something mildly Amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being Will somehow receive a nickel from some Omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't fυcking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing To by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity.

The point being, if you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave You shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, Delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them Feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with No teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and Whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll Receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know.
Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will Consume your genitals. Have a nice day.


Billy Connolly


PS: Send me 15 bucks and then fυck off!

FrCrilly

This has nothing to do with Billy Connolly. He did a sketch in London in 2002 stating he "is not computer literate and has no desire to be, www.f*ckoff.com"

muckwarrior

Fair enough, but it's funnier if you imagine him saying it.

r3nu4l

muckwarrior wrote:

Fair enough, but it sounds funnier if you imagine him saying it.

LOL Nice response, I'm not being sarcastic, that's actually funny

FrCrilly

muckwarrior wrote:

Fair enough, but it's funnier if you imagine him saying it.

I agree with you on that. Billy Connolly's personality can be the difference between a joke being mildly amusing and totally hilarious.

r3nu4l

FrCrilly wrote:

I agree with you on that. Billy Connolly's personality can be the difference between a joke being mildly amusing and totally hilarious.

Absolutely, ever tried to recreate one of his sketches to some friends...not a pretty sight! Never again

cailin dana

r3nu4l wrote:

Absolutely, ever tried to recreate one of his sketches to some friends...not a pretty sight! Never again

so true. i tried doin one n all my friends laughed....at me.....coz they were drunk....n i was also drunk...it was fun. Long live Billy Connolly..i think he shud run 4 nxt irish president....