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The second worst thing you've ever done?

  • 06-03-2007 3:39pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 633 ✭✭✭


    Last night I accidentally ploughed through an elderly woman in my Fiat Punto on a dark, meandering country road. Despite her protests, I had her buried within the hour, hence hoovering the unfortunate happening from history. As I patted the topsoil down with my trusty shovel, I wistfully noted this to be the second worst thing I have ever done. What's the second worst thing you've ever done?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭antSionnach


    Yore Nan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Worst thread ever!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Clicked on this thread.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 633 ✭✭✭dublinario


    Kenny 5 wrote:
    Worst thread ever!!!!

    Couldn't argue with that, really.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭antSionnach


    Wait, if that's the second worst thing you've done...

    Was she hot?
    Or at least warm?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 432 ✭✭Duras


    I think reading this thread... or that's even the first worst thing I've done so far...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 633 ✭✭✭dublinario


    Duras wrote:
    I think reading this thread... or that's even the first worst thing I've done so far...

    Very probable.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    antSionach wrote:
    Wait, if that's the second worst thing you've done...

    Was she hot?
    Or at least warm?
    laughing at that is the worst thing i ever did...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Yore ma..

    Yore nan was nee available :(

    Off to tcn with you!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I fed 8 grams of paracetomol to a cat; crushed up in a bowl of milk. It collapsed after about 90 seconds....


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Apparently theres something you can give to a seagull to make it crap its own guts.

    That would be pretty bad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    You fool! You could have sold her body parts to the Asian market!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Overheal wrote:
    I fed 8 grams of paracetomol to a cat; crushed up in a bowl of milk. It collapsed after about 90 seconds....
    Lol'd at that.

    I love cats...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No animals were harmed in the making of this thread....yet....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    OP: If that's only the second worse thing you have done, what's the worst ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    tallus wrote:
    OP: If that's only the second worse thing you have done, what's the worst ?

    He made this thread!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Did I mention the cat died?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    According to our records you have already voted on this thread. Changing votes is not allowed.
    Ok... Didn't realise I rated this thread earlier.
    Still gets an extra 1* star from me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 264 ✭✭Plissken1


    I set fire to a Quadriplegia once.


    It was however a complete accident, I cannot stress this enough.

    He should not have been smoking and wearing a windsheeter, especially when he cant use his arms.
    I didnt realise I had knocked the fag onto his windsheeter, and he was nodding and shouting at me,
    the pub was packed and I couldnt hear him. So I just kept nodding back and saying "howya".

    true story unfortunately :-(


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