Durex "Performa"

Mexicola

Anyone used these things? Performa me arse - they should be called Nobkillers. Tried them there about 2 weeks ago for the laugh and it nearly blinded the japs eye. They have this 'special' substance at the tip which is designed to prolong the sexual climax. Bollox. It felt more like there was a raging fire on the top of my nob. No way I am I using them again!

Dragan

Mexicola wrote:

It felt more like there was a raging fire on the the top of my nob.

Sounds like you need a trip down the Clinic my friend.

Gaspode

Mexicola wrote:

They have this 'special' substance at the tip which is designed to prolong the sexual climax. Bollox.

I think thats meant to be your partners climax, not yours. Maybe you are being punished for not giving prolonged climax prior to this...

Awh man, I hate these condoms. The bit on the inside is nasty if it gets on your fingers. I'd suggest sticking to either the ribbed or the featherlite (i think they're called) ones. So much better experience.

I think thats meant to be your partners climax, not yours. Maybe you are being punished for not giving prolonged climax prior to this...

It's on the inside of the condom so I don't think it's this.

Mexicola

deswalsh wrote:

I think thats meant to be your partners climax, not yours.

Well it didnt work I can tell you!

deswalsh wrote:

Maybe you are being punished for not giving prolonged climax prior to this...

It certainly felt that way!!

ErinGoBrath

Can't say I got a burning sensation from these however it did make my johnson completely numb Couldn't feel a thing, pointless yokes!

Extra safe ain't too hot either!

Ruu_Old

Dump her then go travelling for a while.

Trojan Magnum Warming Sensation ftw.

Mexicola

@Ruu: Brilliant!
I think boards should sell keyboards with standard reply options at the top of them

Robbo

Surely the most selfish way to go about these things is to wear one of these inside out?

Wertz

Robbo wrote:

Surely the most selfish way to go about these things is to wear one of these inside out?

"Is it in yet?"

Sofaspud

Mexicola wrote:

I think boards should sell keyboards with standard reply options at the top of them

:rolleyes:

whiskeyman

Mexicola wrote:

I think boards should sell keyboards with standard reply options at the top of them

I saw yore ma selling them the other day...

Nevyn

Shouldn't this be in either PI or S&S

nesf

Thaedydal wrote:

Shouldn't this be in either PI or S&S

Yes, it most definitely should. Moved from AH.

Thaedydal

Thaedydal wrote:

Shouldn't this be in either PI or S&S

... Probably ...

But it isn't entirely a personal issue... least I don't think it is?

Gazza22

My guess is that you are allergic to the benzocaine in the condom, which is the lube used to do the "performa" end of things!

I had a bad experience myself once with Durex tingle i think it was, my god the pain i will never forget

nesf

Deleted User wrote:

... Probably ...

But it isn't entirely a personal issue... least I don't think it is?

It's arguable, it's more that I'd prefer to not move it to S&S if I can because I know a fair amount of people who might find this interesting don't have access to the forum. That said, the PI mods might just move it there anyway.

Mexicola

Yea I thought about PI, but wasnt sure if it was 'serious' enough! Plus the amount of people in that forum with those boards keyboards is unreal :rolleyes:

Gazza22

Gazza22 wrote:

My guess is that you are allergic to the benzocaine in the condom, which is the lube used to do the "performa" end of things!

I had a bad experience myself once with Durex tingle i think it was, my god the pain i will never forget

Thats true. It stings so incredibly much... but there is a strong after-tingle too left on the head of the penis (Well mine anyways).

Guess it was a personal issue hah

hmmmm

ErinGoBrath wrote:

Can't say I got a burning sensation from these however it did make my johnson completely numb Couldn't feel a thing, pointless yokes!

I'll take it you must be joking. Numbness - isnt that the whole point of them?!

ErinGoBrath

Well lets just say I wasn't expecting such a complete loss of sensation!

jesus_thats_gre

deswalsh wrote:

I think thats meant to be your partners climax, not yours. Maybe you are being punished for not giving prolonged climax prior to this...

Why would you want to do such a thing



I think it is meant to help the fella stall the ball for a few extra so he doesn't shoot his muck off within 30 seconds.. And yes, I am trying to be as nasty as possible.