If you could have any other job...

r3nu4l

...and make a decent living from it, what you be?
GUYS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY PORN STAR

I'm currently a Medical writer/Editorial Manager but if I could make a decent living from it I would love to be:

A novellist (fiction)
or
A professional Tenpin Bowler

DarkJager

Fluffer

OR

Assassin

trout

Critic:cool:

Ruu_Old

Senior Operations Slack-off Phone Monkey or if not then something with Junior in front of the job title, sounds good.

Heisenberg.

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Red Hand

A flint-knapper, 27,000 years ago.

Skellington

A professional pirate or ninja would be my dream jobs. Or maybe a sheriff.
I'm an electrician now and I HATE it, so I'd actually take any job at the moment:(

kevmy

President ... no, no Vice President ... no wait ... Executive Vice President

KamiKazi

pro gamer tbh

Karl Hungus

Breast inspector.

Dave!

Fireman

wait were these supposed to be joke answers...???

Plug

a gigalow, technically its actually a job.......

Ah really it would be an enginneer for the likes of a formula 1 team, the head enginneer:cool:

Backtoblack

Karl Hungus wrote:

Breast inspector.

oh the smutty filth! :eek:

Backtoblack

I'd like to be a rock star.

Max_Damage

Volkswagen durability tester.

Karl Hungus

Backtoblack wrote:

oh the smutty filth! :eek:

Yeah, now remove your bra, the inspector is here.

Kojak

kevmy wrote:

President ... no, no Vice President ... no wait ... Executive Vice President

Junior Vice President

Overheal

USAF Pilot

Backtoblack

Karl Hungus wrote:

Yeah, now remove your bra, the inspector is here.

What's the uniform like? :cool:

OfflerCrocGod

Overheal wrote:

USAF Pilot

License to Blue On Blue.

Overheal

Wha?

EDIT: oh.

Nah, I was caught by all that Top Gun and Ace Combat s*t

mike65

Breast measurer, which just trumps 'inspector' I think!

Mike.

Pigman II

analyst/therapist.

shamblertine

Taboganist...........

or if that was already taken I'd like to be a binman or something similiar. I'd love to be rich so I could take a job with no responsibility where I could just go around annoying the crap out of people by my ineptness and indifference to everything.

Ghost Train

playboy photographer or maybe playboy photographers assitant

Blush_01

Palaeographer (which is a possibility, if I become a genius within the next few months, therefore it's not a possibility in any real sense), or if I had even a hint of ability to get beyond c.1000 words with anything, writer/novelist.

Terry

mike65 wrote:

Breast measurer, which just trumps 'inspector' I think!

Mike.

Gyneacologist.

connundrum

Terry wrote:

Gyneacologist.

I had a t-shirt saying something similar.. apparently teh wimmins didn't find it quite as funny as I did

I always wanted to be a DJ, but then found myself bowing to the pressure of commercialism, so I gave up stating artistic differences as my reason.

Salsa dancer ftw

Mrs. MacGyver

Conservation archaeologist or architect. I want to put all those unproductive years building lego houses to work !!! Failing that since i read morning noon oand night, a librarian or a fiction novelist.

sonners

The Stig

Black Swan

Spinner of fictional tales (to distract us from our mundane lives!), or court jester (for the same reasons).

Ghost Train

sonners wrote:

The Stig

having to wear that helmet 24/7 would suck though

Backtoblack

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Spinner of fictional tales (to distract us from our mundane lives!), or court jester (for the same reasons).

I can juggle, we can do a duet.. You tell the jokes and I'll make them laugh dropping* the balls all the time!! Yay!

*note: I would have to purposely drop the balls of course, I am a quite the juggler I'll have you know!

Gaspode

Masseur with the Brazillian ladies volleyball team.
(so I could get into the games free of course!)

Sleepy

A&R for an independent label.
Editor of Rolling Stone so I could make it cool again.
Gig photographer (still unsure as to why I've never tried doing this)
Professional Layabout (a la 'About a Boy')

pred racer

sonners wrote:

The Stig

Top gear presenter FTW!:p

Sparky

In all honestly, I would love to be a pilot.
Get to travel the world and get paid too.

I have a few lessons done anyway. So I may get there yet!

jrey1981

I'd like to be a solar energy entrepreneur

Splinter

deswalsh wrote:

Masseur with the Brazillian ladies volleyball team.
(so I could get into the games free of course!)

i wanna be your assistant...

emmm whiskey/alcohol tester...or maybe the Fás girl photographer....

rick_fantastic

scuba diving instructor.... over half way towards my dream!!!!!!

say goodbye to sys admin hello beach

Saruman

Helecopter Pilot or maybe a learjet type pilot. Pretty much i would love to fly around the place.
Or i could be an uber rich investor who owns said items and does it for fun

Futureman

Karl Hungus wrote:

Breast inspector.

It has to be a real job, Karl. Unless you're referring to inspecting cancerous or leper ridden breasts with a view to applying cream to the scabs or operating on them to remove tumors. In that case, strange choice.

ArphaRima

I have my favourite job. It's a secret.

r3nu4l

fluffer wrote:

I have my favourite job. It's a secret.

No it's not, your username gives it away

ArphaRima

TOP Secret.

JohnCleary

Driving RIB's for the Navy / Scuba diver for the Guards*

*All very possible I know

Donegal Lass

something in Forensics!:D

Sleepy

pred racer wrote:

Top gear presenter FTW!:p

QFT. That has to be one of the best jobs in the world!

I'd still do the same job in and around but i'd like to get paid 90,000 a year to do it *



*or something along that line's

GreenHell

Wreakless archaeologist, always finding myself in perilous situations against those damn nazi's or being chased through the jungle by pissed of natives. Maybe risking the odd dismemberment in ancient tombs.

That or the guy who draws the pictures on the stamps.

Nalz

kellogs cornflakes inspector