Dihydrogen Monoxide the invisible killer

DHMO · 14-02-2007 3:24pm #1

Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!

The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

* is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal research.
* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

Overheal · 14-02-2007 3:27pm

....I don't mean to sound like an overly exhausted isomniac (though I am) but isnt the description for this forum anything NOT work related? You seem to be talking about a lot of effort $:\$

Thomas_S_Hunterson · 14-02-2007 3:29pm

My god how do they get away with it??!!!

More info here http://www.dhmo.org/

Giblet · 14-02-2007 3:30pm

Water is going to kill us.

DHMO · 14-02-2007 3:32pm

Overheal wrote:

....I don't mean to sound like an overly exhausted isomniac (though I am) but isnt the description for this forum anything NOT work related? You seem to be talking about a lot of effort $:\$

Where should it be posted?

koneko · 14-02-2007 3:32pm

Stealing someone else's gag? Poor show, old boy.

Overheal · 14-02-2007 3:32pm

funny i always thought it was going to be nuclear holocaust but at least this way I won't be as glowy

super_furry · 14-02-2007 3:35pm

It's 1998 again! Woooooh!

brianthebard · 14-02-2007 3:35pm

I don't get it, are you trying to sell Dihydrogen Monoxide??

Will it make my penis bigger??

ixoy · 14-02-2007 3:36pm

It was funnier when it was done in "Penn & Teller's Bull****!" They went around with a petition to an environmental group and got lots of signatures to ban dihydrogen monoxide, including one of the lead speakers..