Welcome to Darkjagers SPOOKY MYSTERY LAND!!!!!

DarkJager

Its exactly what it says on the tin.....a spoooookyyy mystery land where you never know what the next post will contain!!!!! Maybe a scaaarrrryyyy snake, or a murderous sheeeeeppppp (baaaaaaaa) high on mind altering druggggssss!!!! Come in little men and little women.....LET EL TERRORRRR BEGIN!!!!!

Steven

Whoops, sorry. Wrong door.

*leaves

DarkJager

Note to self: Hire some spooooooky bouncers....

randylonghorn

/shrugs

DarkJager

The tie Mr Sheeps victim is wearing, is truly terrifying.... Thank you Mr Longhorn...

Capt'n Midnight

Paws for a moment to consider the dangers of Kitten Huffing...






























My tummy hurts.

Ruu_Old

for sicin! :eek:

Matt Holck

Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine
Don't disturb me now I can see the answers
Till this evening is this morning life is fine

Always hoped that I'd be an apostle
Knew that I would make it if I tried
Then when we retire we can write the gospels
So they'll still talk about us when we've died

-jcs

DarkJager

spoooooookyyyyyy shiznit

DarkJager

Well I'm scaarrrry tired so I'm going to my spooooky bed in my spooooky mystery land scary castle type thing. Any of you feel like joinin me, just say the magic phrase " El terror a poro loco.......PORO LOCO TERRORIFICO EL DARKJAGERO SPOOKYO"!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hFHBtu6Nb40

spacecoyote

boneless

There's something really scary under my bed....

Dutchology

Does it have anything to do with scary chickens? :rolleyes:

DarkJager

If el chickens are terrorifico, then yes....they can join...

scojones

Found this fucker in my garden this morning:


along with its' owner:

DarkJager

Aboy da fvckin kids!!!! So nice to see such spooky ass goings on in my mystery land!!!! Where the fvck are the rest of you??!!!! P.S I'm scaaaarrilly drunk at the moment!!!

Matt Holck

when the news follows murder trials just for a headline
and the weatherman speaks of rain in traffic accidence
when technology advances are a beeping toy
and the other man explodes in the market

DarkJager

when my balls ache, and the wind shakes them trees,
I like to go to go to bed, and think about stds,
which ones i want, and which ones I could get,
Just the thought of crabs on my balls makes me break out in a sweat


Matt this ain't poetry corner!! Contribute something terrorifico or exit my spooookky mystery land!!! (Just messing with you "gangsta", some spoooky poetry would set the mood)

Matt Holck

don't sweet crabs
catch them onder finger tips
and crush them under fingernails
shave the infestation to cut away the eggs

DarkJager

Alas I have tried that,
But to no avail,
Even doused my balls in aftershave,
But the crabs they did prevail.

I'm now half tempted to burn them off,
But can't pour petrol on,
Cause my balls are going soft.
Have you any ideas, Matt, on what I should do,
This poetry is starting Mystery Land Part 2....

Matt Holck

pass a law to require that the department of homeland security work to eradicate crabs

Capt'n Midnight

Matt Holck

if we don't turn over Jack to the crackers
Canadian tourists will release crabs all over LA

DarkJager

Jack Bauer is not allowed into my mystery land.....the crabs will reign in terror without interference...