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The Mexican at the Game

  • 05-02-2007 9:54am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a seat half hidden behind the flagpole for the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded. "Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, .... 'Jose, can you see?'"



    I'll get me coat...


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    wheres my gun...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Hagar wrote:
    When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a seat half hidden behind the flagpole for the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded. "Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, .... 'Jose, can you see?'"



    I'll get me coat...
    And you a moderator of this forum.... shame!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    Took me a while and I'm ashamed to say I laughed but only just :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Booo!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Woohoo, go team puns! Loved it :D

    So how did the burglar get into the house?
    Intruder window!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Disapointed Hagar:( *loads shotgun while wiping tear from eye*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    bravissimo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Remember, shoot the post not the poster.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    need to do a lot better next time son


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    These should be pun-ished...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Ikky Poo2 wrote:
    And you a moderator of this forum.... shame!
    He won't be for long more

    /hangs head in shame


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    good god


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