How not to impress someone!

vorbis

We're looking for a new roommate at the moment (anyone want a room in Boston?!:D ). My roommate was showing a girl the spare room this evening before I came home from work. Everything was going well till he noticed what our departing roommate had left behind on the coffee table. Two porn dvds! A hustler one and a title called Whoriental Sex Academy Part 3 with a title cover that left nothing to the imagination!:eek:

He reckons that she didn't see them. I ope to god she didn't. It actually tops what happened with the last girl to come see the place. Two of my roommate's friends called around that time totally drunk. One of them proceeded to hit on her quite overty :mad: Its hard to figure out why its taking a while to find a new roommate!

Futureman

major legit roffle - you guys certainly are two of a kind - you should have your own sitcom...

randylonghorn

Priceless!

Well, at least if she saw them and still moves in, she knows the type of flatmates she's getting involved with ... which should make life a lot easier!

thelordofcheese

listen, if he's leaving them behind, i'm sure i could find them a good home... not for me, ohh no, for a ....friend.

Mossy Monk

vorbis wrote:

My roommate was showing a girl the spare room this evening before I came home from work. Everything was going well till he noticed what our departing roommate had left behind on the coffee table. Two porn dvds! A hustler one and a title called Whoriental Sex Academy Part 3 with a title cover that left nothing to the imagination!:eek:

is the room now tarnished or something? at least it wasnt child porn

Dragan

I gotta say i'm loving the name of that film!!! I placed it right up there with "Asian Ass Invasion"......now then....

maybe she did see them and still wants to move in?????

Winner!

connundrum

LOL, I'd the same problem recently except I'd just taken a dump when the prospective renters were coming around.. one of the guys actually took the room.

Only afterwards we'd found out that he has a massive BO problem.. oh well

Dutchology

I wonder... If she moves in, and you suggest that all of you housemates have a movie night in... What will her reaction be...?

Black Swan

randylonghorn wrote:

Priceless!

Well, at least if she saw them and still moves in, she knows the type of flatmates she's getting involved with ... which should make life a lot easier!

Did she see your hidden cams in her room?

LadyJ

Lol. Not all girls are that precious you know!

Who gives a crap if their flatmate watches porn? It's not like she'd have to watch it too if she didn't want to. I don't smoke but I wouldn't care if the person who used to sleep in my room did.

Also,some women watch porn and masturbate as well. Shock,horror! :eek:

Tar.Aldarion

No they don't. I watch you and you don't either.

LadyJ

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

No they don't. I watch you and you don't either.

Oh yeah? Well that's funny because I'm watching yore ma right now!

Tar.Aldarion

Fun to watch her make me dinner, I know it Lady Judith.

county

LadyJ wrote:

Oh yeah? Well that's funny because I'm watching yore ma right now!

interesting

challengemaster

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

No they don't. I watch you and you don't either.

damnit tar, going and spoiling all my hopes and dreams for this world!

letterman

just as long as neither one of you was in a starring role in the porno

LadyJ

I dunno,I don't particularly watch a lot of porn but I'd certainly want to check out something called "Whoriental Sex Academy"!

Cormic

That title ranks alonside one of the other favourites "In Diana Jones"

LadyJ

Cormic wrote:

That title ranks alonside one of the other favourites "In Diana Jones"

"...and the temple of poon", I believe.

randylonghorn

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Did she see your hidden cams in her room?

For POSITIVELY the LAST time, there are NO hidden cams in your room, woman!

(How the fark did she find them this time?!)


Oh, and CM, don't mind Tar ... they do, they do!!

/drools