Barney songs

Just The One

Anyone know where I can get the Barney song - if all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops.

Sorry, if that song is now stuck in peoples head's for the remainder of the day.

Red Hand

"I hate you, you hate me,
Lets get together and kill Barney,
With an M16 and a bullet full of lead,
I shot Barney,
Barneys dead...-whoops wrong song!:D

c - 13

Am I the only person to notice that the "I love you" song is actually just a slowed down version of "This old man" ? I mean seriously the people with the rights to "This old man" should sue the purple git for copyright infringement.

I also noticed that anyone I mentioned this to starts humming the tune(s)

DarkJager

STDS are a thing of joy,
You can get them from a girl,
Or you can get them from a boy,
Crabs and syphilis and chlymidia
Get an STD and have a great laugh.

Swab tests, blood tests and urine tests too,
Pain when you p1ss, and theres nothing you can do,
Your sperm is getting murdered,
And its easy to see,
Why its so fun to catch an STD!!


Best Barney Song ever

Splinter

c - 13 wrote:

Am I the only person to notice that the "I love you" song is actually just a slowed down version of "This old man" ? I mean seriously the people with the rights to "This old man" should sue the purple git for copyright infringement.

I also noticed that anyone I mentioned this to starts humming the tune(s)

i hate you forever...

c - 13

splinter wrote:

i hate you forever...

Started humming it didnt you ?

Splinter

worst thing was i had to start thinking bout how the tune went...well its stopped me from singing christmas carols (been singing we wish you a merry xmas all day...yes im a sick sick man...)

Ruu_Old

Just The One banned for getting those devil songs in my head! Anti-Barney ftw!

DarkJager

Let the Anti-Barney coalition begin here and now!!!! Are ya with me!!!!

Red Hand

Ruu wrote:

Just The One banned for getting those devil songs in my head! Anti-Barney ftw!

"Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat.
Guts and blood were flying,
Postman Pat was crying..."

The Bollox

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

"Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat.
Guts and blood were flying,
Postman Pat was crying..."

AH NO! I was fine until I read this! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Cormic

Apparently the US Army used the "I love you" song to break prisoners in the first gulf war. They played it continuously at full pelt in the prisoner’s cell until they cracked.

Ruu_Old

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

"Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat.
Guts and blood were flying,
Postman Pat was crying..."

Jess..wake up! Jess?!?! ;_;

The Bollox

Cormic wrote:

Apparently the US Army used the "I love you" song to break prisoners in the first gulf war. They played it continuously at full pelt in the prisoner’s cell until they cracked.

they played that and Enter Sandman

Cormic

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

"Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat.
Guts and blood were flying,
Postman Pat was crying..."

"have you ever seen a cat as flat as that"

Sam Vimes

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

"Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat ran over his cat.
Guts and blood were flying,
Postman Pat was crying..."

the last line being:

pat will never drink and drive again

DarkJager

Pats Dark side: http://youtube.com/watch?v=g1hwmSGeFD0

Red Hand

Marts wrote:

AH NO! I was fine until I read this! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Push me and I'll go nuclear!

!>.<!

Just The One

Barney's other songs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wZRyLgQJURk

Mossy Monk

Marts wrote:

they played that and Enter Sandman

welcome to the jungle was a favourite of theirs too

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

"I hate you, you hate me,
Lets get together and kill Barney,
With an M16 and a bullet full of lead,
I shot Barney,
Barneys dead...-whoops wrong song!:D

nonononoooo!!!!


... With a 9 mm and a bullet in the head,
Aren't you glad that Barney's dead...?!

GET IT RIGHT MAN!!!

Alternatively...

...in 8 seconds flat, he'll be dead on the floor,
No more purple dinosaur!

Capt'n Midnight

Barney reminds me of Halloween III: Season of the Witch

"Two more days to Halloween,
Halloween, Halloween.
Two more days to Halloween,
Silver Shamrock!"

RoundyMooney

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Roundy's 2 year old daughter wrote:

Philistines, the lot of ye.