I want presents

Rabies

30th of Jan is my birthday. I'm getting old.

Today is the 30th (NZ time). I demand gifts.

Money
Car
House
Money
Xbox 360
Wii
PS3
Money


/waits

Shiminay

Rabies

Woohoo.
Gold star for you.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

The gift of AIDS!

Rabies

This will be you in a few years Chimp

Sarky

I'll give you something that has been passed down through my family for generations on birthdays.

*beats rabies with sticks*

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Rabies wrote:

This will be you in a few years Chimp

If im lucky...

Ruu_Old

aidan_walsh

One Gift.

randylonghorn

Edit: Just glanced at this in passing and realised I was thinking "Man with rabies" rather than "Rabies" ... it wasn't actually meant as a death threat!

Rabies

Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. I'm now 27. Woohoo..... Oh wait... I'm old *sigh*

Matt Holck

gather yee rose buds

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hard luck Rabies!

Black Swan

Gee you're old!*











*Someone had to say it!

boneless

Here's a big bag of sweets and a balloon! Happy Bird Day.

Dutchology

[Enter charity name here]suggested I give you a cow, or some chickens...

randylonghorn

Actually, I'm surprised it wasn't Boneless who suggested the chickens!

Matt Holck

As the chill sensation got to his waist, Socrates uncovered his head (he had put something over it) and said his last words: 'Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius. Do pay it. Don't forget.'

http://www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/socrates.htm

Rabies

Well, I'm a 27 and one day old now Feels like I'm getting older by the day.

Went for a run this morning. Started this whole get fit before I die thingy (must be age related).
Arrived back at the apartment at there was a package from Ireland. woohoo. My mam posted over tayto and cadburys and put a few euro in my bank account. Best present ever.

/does happy dance

Shiminay

That is the best present evar! Crisps and Choc, YORE MA must lub you after all

Rabies

Yup, It is her birthday is in 2 weeks. I posting her a card with... er....ah... New Zealand key ring inside. Ok, I'm cheap. But I have an excuse, I'm not working yet and money is running tight.

/ponders

Maybe I could post her back the some of chocs, but I'm keeping the Tayto

Chesse and Onion Tayto sandwich for dinner, yipee. Can't wait.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Rabies wrote:

Well, I'm a 27 and one day old now Feels like I'm getting older by the day.

Went for a run this morning. Started this whole get fit before I die thingy (must be age related).

Sounds like a mid life crisis to me...

Rabies

No... and one of the kids at the youth camp during the week didn't make comment about my grey hair. That never happened... ever

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Poor Rabies... If its any consolation you have really grey hair...

Black Swan

May the many NZ sheep be kind to ye on these days following the date of your birth.

Rabies

I don't have grey hair. The light catches it all wrong.

Blue, the sheep were kind to be in Ireland before I left. Oh.. I have said to much
<_<
>_>

Right. A few people have given me gifts. I'm sure the other 90,000 of you have the presents in the post. I can wait.

biko

Herpes Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

boneless

randylonghorn wrote:

Actually, I'm surprised it wasn't Boneless who suggested the chickens!

there was a chicken on the balloon and the sweets were chicken flavour...

Rabies

biko wrote:

Herpes Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

Nice one, can't to get this in the post. Maybe I can show the girls in the pub.

Dutchology

27 and 2 days...

Rabies

27 is the new 21 Dutch...

Dutchology

So I have yet to wait another 6 years before I hit the wrong side of 21... Hm.

Lust4Life

Black Swan

My grandma has a walker she doesn't use too much. You guys want to borrow it since you are getting on?

Sarky

Do you mean one of those crappy zimmerframes, or a battlemech?

'Cos a battlemech would be like totally sweet.

Rabies

Battlemech OAP death match will be in the Olympics in 2020