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Sex change alternative

  • 19-01-2007 12:44am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    I have decided that i want a sex change. Current medical technology yields a very poor result. A vagina can be made from the penis, but it will likely have hair inside of it, and there is a good chance of damaging the sensitive nerves, which would make sex unpleasurable. Breasts can only get but so big, nipples would not function. There would be no reproductive capability, and bone structure cannot be modified.

    My plan is to build an AI system which can revise and improve on its self. It would be a cognitive AI system, a truly intelligent machine. Each time it improves on it's self, by modifying it's source code, it would increase in it's intellectual capacity in an exponential manner. Being that it would be super intelligent, it could run a profitable business, to generate income, which it would use to buy materials needed to improve upon its self.

    It should be able to develop the required technologies needed to perform an exceptional sex change. Not only would i transition over to being female, i would actually be a real woman, with full reproductive capability. Any sort of mental defects would be resolved, and i would have a completely healthy new body, void of any detrimental conditions. This means i could live on for ever, looking great and the only way of death would be if somebody killed me or if got into an accident of some sort.

    So my question to the guests of PI, is your thoughts on this process. Also i would be interested in hearing any ideas you have for creating such AI and appropriate hardware to run it on. Please refrain from ethical discussions, as i think it is 100% ethical to produce a machine which could solve all of humanity's health and technology problems.

    Thank you for your time and support.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    ermm...good luck with it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    m2f wrote:
    So my question to the guests of PI, is your thoughts on this process. Also i would be interested in hearing any ideas you have for creating such AI and appropriate hardware to run it on. Please refrain from ethical discussions, as i think it is 100% ethical to produce a machine which could solve all of humanity's health and technology problems.
    Rent out Terminator 2.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Please refrain from ethical discussions, as i think it is 100% ethical to produce a machine which could solve all of humanity's health and technology problems.

    Being a tad bit optimistic there, dont ya think?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Carrigart Exile


    Make sure it runs on AA batteries, they big ones are way too expensive


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    m2f wrote:
    I have decided that i want a sex change. Current medical technology yields a very poor result. A vagina can be made from the penis, but it will likely have hair inside of it, and there is a good chance of damaging the sensitive nerves, which would make sex unpleasurable. Breasts can only get but so big, nipples would not function. There would be no reproductive capability, and bone structure cannot be modified.

    My plan is to build an AI system which can revise and improve on its self. It would be a cognitive AI system, a truly intelligent machine. Each time it improves on it's self, by modifying it's source code, it would increase in it's intellectual capacity in an exponential manner. Being that it would be super intelligent, it could run a profitable business, to generate income, which it would use to buy materials needed to improve upon its self.

    It should be able to develop the required technologies needed to perform an exceptional sex change. Not only would i transition over to being female, i would actually be a real woman, with full reproductive capability. Any sort of mental defects would be resolved, and i would have a completely healthy new body, void of any detrimental conditions. This means i could live on for ever, looking great and the only way of death would be if somebody killed me or if got into an accident of some sort.

    So my question to the guests of PI, is your thoughts on this process. Also i would be interested in hearing any ideas you have for creating such AI and appropriate hardware to run it on. Please refrain from ethical discussions, as i think it is 100% ethical to produce a machine which could solve all of humanity's health and technology problems.

    Thank you for your time and support.

    if you build in time-travel capability, you'll be able to get the op done tomorrow, that's what I think Marty.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭ats


    Make sure it runs on AA batteries, they big ones are way too expensive


    solar panels insead of ears much cheaper in the long run. th male version could have a bald spot that acted as one

    OP your too funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Dan133269


    while you're at it OP, could you build me one with the same physical appearance as Sophie Ellis-Bextor? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,162 ✭✭✭✭astrofool


    Safety not guaranteed obviously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,817 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    OP - This is not a PI. If I was to be kind I'd say that the post would be better suited somewhere in a Tech category forum or AH if you're looking for some wierd & wonderful brainstorming.

    If I was honest I'd say this is trolling.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30 Beady


    m2f wrote:
    .......with full reproductive capability. Any sort of mental defects would be resolved, and i would have a completely........

    Let's hope so, it appears you may have a few if you're serious.:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,240 ✭✭✭Endurance Man


    I thought i had heard everything :D, this really made me laugh, classic sh!t.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭NextSteps


    Sounds great. Are you selling shares?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Weh, I could have sworn I locked this in the morning.


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