IMpORTANT AnNONOUNCEMENT"!!!!

amp

Friends, Romanians, Cuckonians...

Today is an ausdelicious day for the Glorious tCN. Today is the day in which I noticed that of all the millions of forums on boardsDOT.ie this forum which we all hold dear to Dennis Leary's cockles of his heart, has become

THE FIFTH LARGEST FORUM!

(In terms of highest number of posts.)

For such a young forum this can only mean one thing, we will overtake puny Motors, then destroy Soccer, then leapfrog Computers/Tech, before facing our ultimate nemesis, that island of banality known as After Hours.

I wept tears of molten gold when we claimed the Biggest Thread title, I really did. They are now available for sale. Our operators are standing by.

Post on! Post hard! Post with every last fibre of your being! POST TO INCREASE THE GLORY OF THE tCN!

smashey

/sits back and awaits the AH crowd sneering at you.

amp

Of course their sneering will only lead to more tCN posts and thus participate in their own demise. Do you like the irony?

Lust4Life

if only our post counts went up for posting here!

smashey

I love the irony of it all.

smashey

Lust4Life wrote:

if only our post counts went up for posting here!

Oh my God. A lady looking for an e-penis.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

smashey wrote:

Oh my God. A lady looking for an e-penis.

Smashey trolling for an e-penis too

smashey

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Smashey trolling for an e-penis too

Not quite. That would be Tar.

I'm just helping things along.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Touché

amp

e-penises for all!

spacecoyote

I borked my e-penis, can i have a new one?

Lust4Life

Good heavens, Man! That'll be your fourth replacement this week! Keep your hands off that thing!:eek:

Ruu_Old

Look out Motors forum!

tolosenc

So now posting random, pointless crap is not only allowed, but encouraged?

GO TEAM

amazingemmet

Can i post here on the basis that i don't like AH?

Also seeing as we get only imaginary postcounts here does that mean my imaginary e-penis grows?

Lust4Life

absolutely, Baby! Post away and make it GROWWWWWWWWW!

amazingemmet

And do said post have to contain actual "content" or can they be drivel of the mindless variety?

Matt Holck

or both

FAGIN wrote:

What happens when I'm seventy?
Must come a time...seventy.
When you're old, and it's cold
And who cares if you live or you die,
Your one consolation's the money
You may have put by...