After another whooping for England today, here's a LOLler

KevIRL

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
fireman, police officer, teacher, salesman, chippy, captain of industry
etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep
with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little
Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No not really" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was
just too embarrassed to say.