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What animal part would you like to have

  • 05-01-2007 11:34am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭


    news.bbc.co.uk
    If doctors could modify your body and give you any animal abilities, what would you go for.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Monkeys tail FTW !! Imagine all the cool stuff you could do like ... uh .... swinging and .... swinging

    Might be a real pain trying to get monkey pants though.

    Edit: Unless I just wore pants backwards and put the tail through the zip ? (i have way too much time on my hands)


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Ask my SO.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,562 ✭✭✭connundrum


    lol - well horse ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    She prob wants you to be hung like a .......

    edit: beat me to it connundrum



    This should prob be in tCN. Could someone throw it over there. Thanks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,348 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    A big fook off pair of bats wings :D

    Would look really cool :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    The stallion's dangly bit!!;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Donkey's dong. I would have said birds wings but they'd be no use as I'm heavier than a bird. Likewise most animal parts would be fcuk all use.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    A whole Panthar.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    A lizard's tongue and eagle's wings most probably.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,295 ✭✭✭gucci


    cats eyes? would be handy for walking home from the pub think of all the money you would save reading at night, no need for bedside lamps!! im sure the cost of surgery to get them implanted would pay itself off in weeks....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Retractable claws or chameleon skin, definitely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    Wings.. big beautiful swan wings!!!!!
    ...
    ..... do i have to exchange something to get the wings or can i just take the wings and go???
    :D

    I want wings!!!!

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    Somebody bring me my wings!!!! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    An elephants trunk. Simply as a conversation starter

    "Oh, this old thing? I've had it a while. Surgery, don't you know..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭kevmy


    humanji wrote:
    An elephants trunk. Simply as a conversation starter

    "Oh, this old thing? I've had it a while. Surgery, don't you know..."
    Beat me to it.

    It'd be so cool you could lift stuff up with it and blow out water with it.

    Ahhhh the fun I'd have


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I'd have Chimplants...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    Gills. I would have then put behind my ears like whatshisname


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,830 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    i'd get a monkey for a head

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Ooohh good choice!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A baboons arse.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 42,129 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    yore ma!
    The stallion's dangly bit!!;)
    I find that having one is more of an affliction tbh!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i want wings too!!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    flippers

    gills

    2/3 of the earth is underwater


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    baboons can eat grass, so that would sort out any food problems forever, better still being able to photosyntheise

    decent claws instead of nails, protractable and self sharpening like a cats,

    having the nerves on the back of the eye like an octupus so no blind spot, being able to see in the ultraviolet and polarisation like bees, being able to hear infrasound like birds

    having electric cells like the electric eel so you would never need a phone charger

    having the amphibians ability to regenerate lost limbs and a sharks immune system

    a prehensile tail would be handy too

    and wings


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I'd like to make into a champions character


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,996 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I've heard there's a magical bull that gives people wings. Some say he's red...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Wolverine claws. Waddya mean they don't exist in nature??? Feck it...


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