What animal part would you like to have

Rabies

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If doctors could modify your body and give you any animal abilities, what would you go for.

c - 13

Monkeys tail FTW !! Imagine all the cool stuff you could do like ... uh .... swinging and .... swinging

Might be a real pain trying to get monkey pants though.

Edit: Unless I just wore pants backwards and put the tail through the zip ? (i have way too much time on my hands)

Black Swan

Ask my SO.

connundrum

lol - well horse

Rabies

She prob wants you to be hung like a .......

edit: beat me to it connundrum



This should prob be in tCN. Could someone throw it over there. Thanks

KTRIC

A big fook off pair of bats wings

Would look really cool :cool:

johnnyrotten

The stallion's dangly bit!!;)

6th

Donkey's dong. I would have said birds wings but they'd be no use as I'm heavier than a bird. Likewise most animal parts would be fcuk all use.

Red Hand

A whole Panthar.:)

Miss Fluff

A lizard's tongue and eagle's wings most probably.

gucci

cats eyes? would be handy for walking home from the pub think of all the money you would save reading at night, no need for bedside lamps!! im sure the cost of surgery to get them implanted would pay itself off in weeks....

Rhyme

Retractable claws or chameleon skin, definitely.

Backtoblack

Wings.. big beautiful swan wings!!!!!
...
..... do i have to exchange something to get the wings or can i just take the wings and go???


I want wings!!!!



Somebody bring me my wings!!!!

humanji

An elephants trunk. Simply as a conversation starter

"Oh, this old thing? I've had it a while. Surgery, don't you know..."

kevmy

humanji wrote:

An elephants trunk. Simply as a conversation starter

"Oh, this old thing? I've had it a while. Surgery, don't you know..."

Beat me to it.

It'd be so cool you could lift stuff up with it and blow out water with it.

Ahhhh the fun I'd have

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I'd have Chimplants...

SystemError

Gills. I would have then put behind my ears like whatshisname

spacecoyote

i'd get a monkey for a head

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Ooohh good choice!

boneless

A baboons arse.

Seth Brundle

yore ma!

johnnyrotten wrote:

The stallion's dangly bit!!;)

I find that having one is more of an affliction tbh!

Donegal Lass

i want wings too!!!:D

Matt Holck

flippers

gills

2/3 of the earth is underwater

Capt'n Midnight

baboons can eat grass, so that would sort out any food problems forever, better still being able to photosyntheise

decent claws instead of nails, protractable and self sharpening like a cats,

having the nerves on the back of the eye like an octupus so no blind spot, being able to see in the ultraviolet and polarisation like bees, being able to hear infrasound like birds

having electric cells like the electric eel so you would never need a phone charger

having the amphibians ability to regenerate lost limbs and a sharks immune system

a prehensile tail would be handy too

and wings

Matt Holck

I'd like to make into a champions character

Insect Overlord

I've heard there's a magical bull that gives people wings. Some say he's red...

brianthebard

Wolverine claws. Waddya mean they don't exist in nature??? Feck it...