King and Queen of tCN

The Bollox

ladies and gents, I believe it is time to declare a king and a queen of the Cuckoo's Nest. Afterall, everyone needs a leader, and every leader needs a scabbard for his sword

Rozabeez

Pfft.

_Kaiser_

Who are the nominees then? think this calls for a poll

chamlis

Lust4Life + Clown bag

Donegal Lass + chamlis (alright! gigedy gigedy)

I can't think of anyone else really. There needs to be more.

Nevyn

We have a leader it is The Leader and what need does The Leader have of a queen and power sharing when The Leader has a harem ?

_Kaiser_

*monotone drone* we love the Leader!

Doomspell

chamlis wrote:

Donegal Lass + chamlis (alright! gigedy gigedy)

I can't think of anyone else really. There needs to be more.

you cut me real deep there cham real deep:(

_Kaiser_

Doomspell wrote:

you cut me real deep there cham real deep:(

Ooh, ooh.. I know! I know! Donkey from Shrek, right?

Dirk Gently

chamlis wrote:

Lust4Life + Clown bag

can Ms scraggs, donegal girlie and lusty all be my queen at the same time. Too many lovely ladies to just pick one

Maybe this is another occassion where naked mud wrestling decides.

naked girlie mud wrestling ftw!

chamlis

This man speaks sense. He deserves to be king.


@Doomspell: You'll always be my Queen. You are my Sun, my Moon, my Starlit sky. I dwell in darkness without you, my Love.

But you left.....

Doomspell

Kaiser2000 wrote:

Ooh, ooh.. I know! I know! Donkey from Shrek, right?

and in the morning I'm making waffles!! (but not really)

Doomspell

chamlis wrote:

@Doom spell: You'll always be my Queen. You are my Sun, my Moon, my Starlit sky. I dwell in darkness without you, my Love.

But you left.....

*kerpow*


/takes car...again

Capt'n Midnight

Queen ?
amp .

Lust4Life

Meh. What's an Empress going to do as queen?

chamlis

I loved that car

Doomspell

tough!

chamlis

Jeffrey! Get the Jag.

Doomspell

too late sunny boy, I gots them all!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

there aren;t enough women for a harem!!

chamlis

Jeffrey! Take 'Vera' out of the gun cabinet.

Doomspell

darling I'm blond not dumb, jeese!

Matt Holck

leader to what?

to lead the people over the bow beyound the tangled twigs
to eye view other nests
what of preditors that prey upons?
chicks that tumble to the ground
woobling along the ground that think they fly
protection must be afford every hatchling that cracked its calcium shall
should one determine who will be scoopped
do birds not hang upside down by scavanged bits of twine?

Doomspell

/looks at marts expectantly

Lust4Life

Marts? Ouch! You're right! He did start this fiasco!
But he does look great in tights. Keep that in mind!

Doomspell

what are you talking about?

Lust4Life

Oh dear! You have been absent for a "spell"!

Marts is my #1 Evil Henchman!
An Evil Empress can't reek havok without henchmen, comprende??

And as a henchman, he must always wear tights in my prescence!

Doomspell

no no I got that, its the other bit i don't get

_Kaiser_

Doomspell wrote:

no no I got that, its the other bit i don't get

Marts started the thread.. that the bit you mean?

Matt Holck

looking down upon the people
milling round along the ground
I strain to listen but I found
that nothing anchors me

floating over fields
what's real can carry no appeal
and bobbling in a breeze I find
no plans to justify my time

is this the end of me?
does this mean I'm free?

Doomspell

no I get that too I just don't get what she's saying, y'know? what is she trying to tell me?

Lust4Life

You were glaring at Marts!
So I just implied - before you rip his head off and poop down his neck, keep in mind that he does look great in tights and maybe ought to be spared a painful death.:p