Clarification needed here...

boneless

I did not and never have stolen ink cartridges.

I may be many things- a communist, pagan, chicken lover, tree hugger and ink cartridge fetishist... and lots more; but I have never actually stolen an ink cartridge....

My feelings are hurt beyond repair... unless you all confess to your darkest fetish I am leaving the Nest!!!


*Sulks in corner....*

DarkJager

I like the taste of lea and perrins and vodka mixed....

Dutchology

Steve Vai's almost orgasmic seeming facial expressions whilst he expertly takes control of every bone in my body each time he touches a string on his guitar...

I also like cornflakes and coleslaw, together... It was an accidental stumble... Mmmm... tasty...

boneless... so where did it go then? I put it in and 5 minutes later I returned to print and my printer informed me that I had no black inserted... i believe you, and now humbly request your aid in tracking the black handed blaggard that stole it...

Lust4Life

Aw, Boneless, I do believe you know all of my fetishes already.
No ink catriges involved whatsoever.

Although body painting with ink could be amusing...




And Steve Vai? Isn't he like 60? Love his music tho!

boneless

Still sulking.....:mad:

Lust4Life

Aw, Babes, where would the nest be without you?
We need your unbalanced humour to keep us on our toes!
And you KNOW that we love you!

Huggles!



Oh, BTW, my truest fetish:
Edward Roland.

Capt'n Midnight

But is it not true that you stole the ink they contained !!

And was this by any chance ink from an educational institution or from the civil service or health service, because as everyone knows the penalty for destroying state property is quite severe.

Star Lord

boneless wrote:

I did not and never have stolen ink cartridges.

Uh huh...

boneless wrote:

I may be many things- <snip>...and ink cartridge fetishist... and lots more; but I have never actually stolen an ink cartridge....

Now would you kindly explain the black stain in the crotch of your trousers?

Is that an ink cartridge in your pocket or are you just pleased to see L4L?

Lust4Life

Em. We were just having a bit of friendly fun with squids! Honest!:D

Capt'n Midnight

do it with deep sea squit - they give off luminescent ink ( Daz blue whitener and all that ) - very handy when playing hide the squid in a dark room ( or so I've been led to believe )

Lust4Life

Hide the Squid you say?
Hmmmm.
Oh Boneless, do you have a rule book for that game?

Stink Box

randylonghorn

Hell!! ... and I thought I'd sobered up!

Lust4Life

Roffles!

Matt Holck

the flashing could be slower

vinyl

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Whoa! what just happened?

Dutchology

my eyes feel funny... flashing... lights... make it stop!

I still haven't found my ink cartridge. I mean seriously, I put it in the printer, made coffee, came back, decided to print what I was printing (can't tell you what that was I'm afraid, classified info) and it was gone! Gone I tell you! Into the abyss, or maybe it was digested, but I think someone took it... I'll find you...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I just want you to know were not pointing any fingers here...

//Stares at boneless -_-

Lust4Life

Hmmm. Dutchology, you say you got coffee.
Did you in fact only GET coffee? Are you sure you didn't MAKE coffee?
Is the ink cartridge in where the coffee grounds ought to go?



Hey! It could happen!

Dutchology

Is that why my mouth, teeth and tongue look like I've sucked on a black ink cartridge....?! Darny

The mystery has been solved... Detective Lusty, your services have been valuable to me, I know now who to call on in my hour of need...

Better go order a new cartridge...

boneless

Dutchology wrote:

Is that why my mouth, teeth and tongue look like I've sucked on a black ink cartridge....?! Darny

The mystery has been solved... Detective Lusty, your services have been valuable to me, I know now who to call on in my hour of need...

Better go order a new cartridge...

Ahem... apology?

I still want to know all your darkest fetishes... I'm running out of ideas!:p

Dutchology

boneless wrote:

Ahem... apology?

I still want to know all your darkest fetishes... I'm running out of ideas!:p

my sincerest apologies for the accusation in question boneless...

lets start over...

Hi! I'm Dutchology... aka Bambi... or "Hey You!"

boneless

Well hello there, I'm boneless, aka 'Stop! Thief!!'

Do you like using feathers too?

Dutchology

Stoppit! That tickles! *squirms*

boneless

Ah! A new chicken friend! I predict a long and lasting friendship here....


I like handcuffs too.

Dutchology

"prepara tu esqueleto"? Pero no tienes esqueleto boneless! Long and lasting unless you like the taste of chicken and we get stuck on a desert island and you decide you would rather survive than starve...

I prefer ropes...

boneless

I can tie lovely knots...

Desert islands are my fantasy. Me and a cask of rum on a desert island!!

Dutchology

yarr, methinks we'll get along just fine Johnny!

boneless

Splice the mainbrace and bring out the cabin boy!

I drank too much last night. I really should eat something but my tummy hurts. I am surviving on tea and dry bread. And the dogs want me to take them to the park... life sucks...

Dutchology

walk, distraction... i need a radiator. my hands are so cold i can barely type. i need to pee but can't get up, my legs aren't strong enough to carry the blocks of ice at the end of each of them. i need to work but i can't think.

our collective days suck... ah well...

ooh arr it's ambrosia

boneless

Pee on your feet. That'll warm them up.

I think I am slightly sick for sugesting that... maybe I should see that doctor after all...