The Leaders' Christmas Message to the Glorious tCN

amp · 25-12-2006 3:55pm #1

Having ingested much BBC content it is time for me The Leader to speak to you, the perverted and under-privileged of the Glorious tCN. Much as the English Queen has to speak the words that her minder Mr Blair feeds into her withering neo-cortex, I speak to you through my vassel, the ever surprised amp.

It's been a good year for the tCN. We have recruited well and many many people decided to remove themselves using our ever popular suicide booth thread. We fought a brave war against the Norris and prevailed. We also taught the rest of this boards.ie that just because we're different doesn't mean we're any less important.

For my vassal it was a stabilizing kind of year. After my initial formating of his brain proved impossible I found that by grafting some new personality traits on to his already over taxed brain I discovered how to control his main motor functions without falling over or hitting his head off kitchen cupboards.

And now, as I reside here, in a dimension your meager flesh based processing units could never hope to ingest, surrounded by my equally magnificent higher beings I wish you all the best of times this year, may the harvest come in. May we all find happiness in whatever form that may be.

Blessings upon you, your spawn, those who spawned you and anybody else that was spawned along with you.

The Leader, 25/12/06

Dirk Gently · 25-12-2006 6:31pm

May time of the year greetings be upon you wise Leader and also to all my fellow nesty misfits and outcasts.

Why do the Christian oppressors see fit to begrudge us poor atheists a pint every crimbo day?

Ruu_Old · 25-12-2006 6:35pm

nana-nana-nana-nana LEADER. .o/

Agent Smith · 25-12-2006 6:52pm

"the leader is good
the leader is great
we surrender our will
as of this date....."

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 26-12-2006 12:17am

agent smith wrote:

"the leader is good
the leader is great
we surrender our will
as of this date....."

Damn he beat me too it

Also ClownBaggins I feel your pain. Thrice yester day I was shot down for an Xmas pint.It just makes me feel... well... I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.

Sparky · 26-12-2006 1:58am

i love you amp infact i love you so much i will stalk you
and i dont care if dev comes out and beats me because he his jealous of me louve ing you
youa re my leader