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What does your Dad do for a living?

  • 24-12-2006 11:59am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭


    BILLY'S GAY DANCER DAD

    Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
    All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being
    uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

    "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

    The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

    "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."

    🧐IMHO, God wants us all to ENJOY many,many ice-creams , 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦



Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    Heard several variations on this one but still funny and very topical :D

    Why are they nearly always English sports :confused: :eek:

    */ scratches head


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mad Dog wrote:

    Why are they nearly always English sports :confused: :eek:

    */ scratches head

    'coz we invented 'em and are 'sposed to be good at 'em. :o

    PS on the terraces it's pronounced "ingerlurn" :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 627 ✭✭✭mcguiver


    My dad was a nun!

    A nun?

    Yeah, any time he was up in court and the judge asked him his occupation he's say None.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭dvega


    Mad Dog wrote:
    Heard several variations on this one but still funny and very topical :D

    Why are they nearly always English sports :confused: :eek:

    */ scratches head

    Me 2, still nice to hear tho!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭redzerdrog


    yeh still good i usually hear it about Everton


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    mcguiver wrote:
    My dad was a nun!

    A nun?

    Yeah, any time he was up in court and the judge asked him his occupation he's say None.
    Nice1


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