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What is the meaning of life?

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  • 21-12-2006 5:36pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭


    :D Both serious and silly suggestions welcome!!;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    To have sex with as many beautiful women as possible.

    Either that or eat cheese until you explode, whichever floats your boat :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Can't I do both? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Can't I do both? :D

    Only if you have stopped having those impure thoughts about Ann Doyle :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭pantar_dubh


    fiction


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,931 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Life's just a blast, movin' really fast, you better stay on top or life'll kick ya in the ass
    Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through
    ^_^


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    No im affraid im gonna have to agree on the "sex with as many women as possible" point...


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Always look onnnnn the briiiight side of life

    /whistles


  • Registered Users Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    ah now seriously, we all know it's 42...


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Spanky-s wrote:
    Always look onnnnn the briiiight side of life

    /whistles


    Boooo, that song is stuck in my head now :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 522 ✭✭✭JungleBunny


    Dutchology wrote:
    ah now seriously, we all know it's 42...

    Yep. Agree. 42


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭Skellington


    Kojak wrote:
    To have sex with as many beautiful women as possible.

    add being drunk and happy to that, then i'd consider that as the true meaning of life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    lather, rince, repeat


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    The meaning of life is....
    ....made ya look....
    :)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Dutchology wrote:
    ah now seriously, we all know it's 42...
    Hmmm ... I think that might be a slight underestimate ... by about 27, in fact ... :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ruu, you made me giggle! <3



    The Meaning of Life = Mary Kate and Ashley.:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,931 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Mary Kate and Ashley.:p


    oh my.. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Sprouts and custard.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Marts wrote:
    lather, rince, repeat

    ....Always repeat....... :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Definitions of life on the Web:

    * a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life"
    * the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others"
    * the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life"
    * animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes"
    * the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life"
    * the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life"
    * liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it"
    * biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life
    * the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life"
    * a living person; "his heroism saved a life"
    * living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life"
    * a motive for living; "pottery was his life"
    * the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon"
    * life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild,
    naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to
    trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now un-patrolled.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

    GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
    Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    42


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,811 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    42 is an answer to a greater question so it's only valid if you remove the universe and everything.

    just like a duck is an eggs way of making eggs, you are life's way of continuing life. Gaia uses you for her own ends.


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