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Christmas Joke

  • 20-12-2006 11:21pm
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    decies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭


    Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the
    field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of
    sausages.

    He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead,
    only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies
    as he went over the last fence.

    With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field
    once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of
    sherry and a Christmas pudding.

    Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second.

    He immediately went to the stewards to complain that he had been ...

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    seriously hampered.........


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