The Irish Priest and The Rabbi

carpenoctem

An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road.

The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!"

The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?"

The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken."

The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves."

The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, "Well, what are we going to tell the police?"

"Well," the priest says, "I don't know what your aft' to be tellin' them. But I'll be tellin' them I wasn't the one drinkin'."

dvega

Put a smile on my face:)

The Bollox

I heard a different version of that joke and it was fantastic. I think it was a guy and a girl. They found they had a lot in common. He (or she) just happened to have a bottle of Champagne, and gave it to the other as a celebration of fate bringing them together. It went along those lines

A Primal Nut

Good but seen the punchline coming a mile away.

Mad Dog

'twas a guddun