*obligatory examtime "booty in the library" topic*

Umaro

Obviously there's no disagreement that the comm/law section has the best selection of booty in the library..

..but why is all of it so distracting around examtime?!

I've been sitting across from possibly the most perfect looking girl in the history of girls that look perfect.. she's so cute. she even did a cute sneeze and said "scuse me" to no-one in particular.

its really bad that i'm perving when i should be studying.. beware the library will lead ye astray

Chakar

I saw a really cute girl with a lowcut top sitting directly opposite me and she looked really good.

Its actually really hard to study when you're in the eyeline of beautiful girls especially when they're walking in the corridors.

To answer your question Umaro its always distracting when the library is packed to full capacity.

stipey

the university probably get them in to encourage you to study

The_Minister

Saw a cracker the other day, but the time I had melted the cheese she was gone.

passive

Saw a cracker the other day, but the time I had melted the cheese she was gone.

:eek:

Last edited by The_Minister : Today at 17:29.

I'm disturbed, worried and slightly aroused by the question of what you editted FROM to leave us with that lovely thought...

(edit: oh wait... cheese... cracker. I get it. Heh.. i'm gonna switch off a troublesome part of my brain now.)

funky penguin

MMmmmmMMMmm.... brAin cHeeeeesor!

fatal

yea its pretty bad alright in the library around exam time...its even worse when you are in an exam and theres a good looking girl sitting either side of you that are wearing low tops and are contsantly leaning over the desk or when theres one sitting directly infron of you.......

gerry87

fatal wrote:

yea its pretty bad alright in the library around exam time...its even worse when you are in an exam and theres a good looking girl sitting either side of you that are wearing low tops and are contsantly leaning over the desk or when theres one sitting directly infron of you.......

maybe they should provide exam blinkers

fish-head

I haven't set foot, hand or head in the library in a looong time..

AngelofFire

Im spoken for so technically im not allowed to be checking out other girls but not that its stops me:P, the girl sitting down accross from me kept looking over towards me and smiling :cool:

fatal

AngelofFire wrote:

the girl sitting down accross from me kept looking over towards me and smiling :cool:

who cares................if she wasnt pretty;)

Chakar

fatal wrote:

yea its pretty bad alright in the library around exam time...its even worse when you are in an exam and theres a good looking girl sitting either side of you that are wearing low tops and are contsantly leaning over the desk or when theres one sitting directly infron of you.......

Oh God yes during one of my Leaving Cert exams one of the girls kept looking at me and showing some leg.

It was torture..

Umaro

The girl I mentioned in my first post is in front of me again. She's wearing this low-cut thingy.. just wow. And she's in here so early - I came in at 8.45 and she was already at a laptop desk. She gets up early to study? That is so hot.

Stepherunie

I have to say I'm finding it rather unfair that in the male department the library is sadly lacking. There all either abercrombie wearing or skinny jeans wearing and some of those boys have unnaturally skinny pins.

In saying that there was one cute guy in the library but one is so uncool.

I've since given up on the library as a mark of protest over the lack of eye candy.

gubbie

Thats why we love the eng block Except the guys here are surprisingly bitchy around exam time... like girl bitchy :eek:

Stepherunie

Lol.

Boys take note: we are not impressed improve your standards

My current view is a wall - very well spaced blocks though - apparently engineers would appreciate that.

rainbow kirby

I never get to see any talent I don't study in the library though, 3rd year lab has better chairs and fewer annoying arts students hogging laptop spots when they don't need them.

Scraggs

I've given up on the library this semester. Seriously lacking in talent especially in the old reliable commerce & law section where back in the day you could be guaranteed at least one fella to oogle. Now theres nowt impressive. Theres also a distinct lack of librojock [supahot sporty guy who used to sit oposite me, Grimes and HCH nicknamed him librocock]
The view here in Roebuck is excellent however and I would reccommend it to the female boardsies -I'm leering and studying.. what a combo!

Stepherunie

Yeah hot exam boy from last year did his finals last year - I was distraught when I found out. And the guy from the year before went and did silly things that made him not hot to me anymore.

Bring back the eye candy!

Sangre

Scraggs wrote:

I've given up on the library this semester. Seriously lacking in talent especially in the old reliable commerce & law section where back in the day you could be guaranteed at least one fella to oogle. Now theres nowt impressive. Theres also a distinct lack of librojock [supahot sporty guy who used to sit oposite me, Grimes and HCH nicknamed him librocock]
The view here in Roebuck is excellent however and I would reccommend it to the female boardsies -I'm leering and studying.. what a combo!

And I finished last year....

Coinicde? I think NOT.

elmyra

I have to say I've never been distracted by a boy in the library. Distracted by everything else...yes. I rarely find boys in UCD hot. Maybe it's cos I'm from the country, I don't appreciate the well-cultivated accent and hours of hair-gelling to perfection.

pigeonbutler

More than half of UCD students are from outside of Dublin actually.

Scraggs

Sangre wrote:

And I finished last year....

Coinicde? I think NOT.

Sure of course why I didnt I think of that:rolleyes:

Sangre

Scraggs wrote:

Sure of course why I didnt I think of that:rolleyes:

I'm really tempted to ban the next person who uses that stupid rolleyes icon. If you can't get across sarcasm without animiated gifs, you're just not very good at it.

boneless

Some of us are not as acclomplished in the sarcasm league Dear. "rolls eyes"

I avoid the library at exam times because of the flirting of the doomed!

The_Minister

Sangre wrote:

I'm really tempted to ban the next person who uses that stupid rolleyes icon. If you can't get across sarcasm without animiated gifs, you're just not very good at it.

That is such an appropriate use of your moderating powers, we can all sleep sounder knowing that you are fighting the good fight against prosthetically-enhanced sarcasm.

humbert

Some mods eh:rolleyes:

So I'm not O.T. I think after all my running around looking for notes my faint aroma is clearing the tables around me

Waltons

rainbow kirby wrote:

I never get to see any talent I don't study in the library though, 3rd year lab has better chairs and fewer annoying arts students hogging laptop spots when they don't need them.

You never see any talent?? Try being a male computer scientist.....:(
Stupid lack of requirement of being in the library. I want talent!

rainbow kirby

Computer Science: The odds are good, but the goods are odd

the_syco

Umaro wrote:

its really bad that i'm perving when i should be studying..

Drop a pen under the table:D

Stepherunie

You know what? It's bad enough that there's no eye candy in the library but today I took serious offence to there being no eye candy in the invigilator department.

I mean in all fairness I've had appalling luck, in first year I had pretty much all girls which was no use to me, second year saw me get my ex supervising me, that was fun and this time I got a guy who had actually written evil invigilator on his exam badge.

Oh Good Karma where art thou?

panda100

There are no hot guys in UCD.....FACT!Girls are getting prettier and guys are getting unprettier its evoloution since we girls are made to rely on our looks much more.
Hot Invigilator department was a disgrace in Balckrock!None whatsoever.

Saying that my boyf is very pretty and he's in UCD so I guess theres still a few gems around!

Scraggs

Stepherunie wrote:

You know what? It's bad enough that there's no eye candy in the library but today I took serious offence to there being no eye candy in the invigilator department.

Steph you really should have swapped with me in the end, the really hot invigilators were supervising my section:) I've been very impressed with the standards of invigilators this year. Much better than last year especially the 'love of my life just doesnt know it yet' one who winked at me *swoon* who was wearing his lovely Carlow jersey under his hoodie.

panda wrote:

There are no hot guys in UCD.....FACT!

Thats not strictly true, they are just getting younger! Most of the attractive guys I've met this semester have been 17 or turning 18 which makes me feel a little perverted.

Jonny Arson

panda100 wrote:

There are no hot guys in UCD.....FACT!

Ehem... moi

but anyway, when I started here I remember staring and ogling at anything female and now there's nothing at all, fcuking S&M...... Hugh Brady killed hot women in this college! :mad:

As a result I think Librocop might be getting pretty sexually frustrated and turning gay due to the lack of talent with all these minging girls in the library with their domestos hair and ugg boots..... the same prick who screamed at me last year held the door open for ages for me yesterday :eek:

Easygainer

Scraggs wrote:

I've given up on the library this semester. Seriously lacking in talent especially in the old reliable commerce & law section where back in the day you could be guaranteed at least one fella to oogle. Now theres nowt impressive. Theres also a distinct lack of librojock [supahot sporty guy who used to sit oposite me, Grimes and HCH nicknamed him librocock]
The view here in Roebuck is excellent however and I would reccommend it to the female boardsies -I'm leering and studying.. what a combo!

Are the study rooms open up there when the lib is closed? Hutch decided to straddles us with work for pretty much the exact period the lib is closed.

Speaking of Hutcho, I gather most girls find him to be the hottest guy lecturer. Is Blennerhasset hottest female lecturer? (Law peeps)

TheVan

Easygainer wrote:

Is Blennerhasset hottest female lecturer? (Law peeps)

Yes

simply, yes!

Sangre

Easygainer wrote:

Are the study rooms open up there when the lib is closed? Hutch decided to straddles us with work for pretty much the exact period the lib is closed.

Speaking of Hutcho, I gather most girls find him to be the hottest guy lecturer. Is Blennerhasset hottest female lecturer? (Law peeps)

Thats only because his well tailored suits hide his massive gut.

McGuckian ftw.

gubbie

One good looking professor in the whole of engineering-O'Rourke... Sport and Fluids work well for him

Garret

TheVan wrote:

Yes

simply, yes!

tinwop my man, tinwop

rainbow kirby

Scraggs wrote:

Most of the attractive guys I've met this semester have been 17 or turning 18 which makes me feel a little perverted.

Oh jesus, now I feel old - they're too young for me under the "half your age plus 7" rule!

singingstranger

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

As a result I think Librocop might be getting pretty sexually frustrated and turning gay due to the lack of talent with all these minging girls in the library with their domestos hair and ugg boots...

Not the right time for me to remind everyone that I know both him and his long-term g/f, then?!

Chakar

singingstranger wrote:

Not the right time for me to remind everyone that I know both him and his long-term g/f, then?!

Really did you tell him about his own bebo profile?

singingstranger

Chakar wrote:

Really did you tell him about his own bebo profile?

The one and only.

Pantsless

There is actually a significant ammount of new hot talent working behind the desk in the library. A certain 22-25 year old blonde girl whom I found myself taking out random books and returning them 10 minutes later simply so I could talk to her.

beanyb

singingstranger wrote:

Not the right time for me to remind everyone that I know both him and his long-term g/f, then?!

Ooh, so you know his name then? While avoiding study today me and a friend decided it was our mission to find it out before we leave UCD! Some of the fake librocops have name badges... but he doesnt.

Umaro

It's because he's in a Witness Protection Scheme.

passive

There is actually a significant ammount of new hot talent working behind the desk in the library. A certain 22-25 year old blonde girl whom I found myself taking out random books and returning them 10 minutes later simply so I could talk to her.

Seconded...

fatal

^^lol ive got to check this out for myself...is this "she" generally on the first floor?

seraphimvc

i feel really sad now cause' i never spend my time in the library during exam week...:(

as a man,i demand some indemnifications!!

Sangre

Hot blonde OBriens sandwhich lady.
A feast for the eyes AND mouth says I.

Stepherunie

I'm going to take an alternative slant on this and go I've had some hot booty in the library - it's just been sexy voices on the radio though. No actual talent. I've also had to move out of the library due to library fatigue and failure to thrive. That could be diagnostic for something though.

What can one do????