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The Girl from the FÁs Opportunities ad...

Gizzle · 2006-12-07 16:25:07

...Is unbelievable. If I wasn't already tied down, I'd be off to the Croke Park Conference Centre with my marriage sack.

07-12-2006 4:25pm

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...Is unbelievable.
If I wasn't already tied down, I'd be off to the Croke Park Conference Centre with my marriage sack.

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#2 07-12-2006 4:31pm

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I'm sure she'd have to turn you down, what with those big opportunities ahead of her.

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#3 07-12-2006 4:41pm

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oh you mean this chick

..........oh yes, you definitely would......in fact it would be rude not to!!!!

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#4 07-12-2006 4:42pm

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OMG.
Yes.

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#5 07-12-2006 5:03pm

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spacecoyote. You are my New God.

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#6 08-12-2006 8:25am

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Bow down and kiss the ring.........ooooooh not that one, you filthy beggar

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#7 08-12-2006 8:32am

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Heh heh them marriage sack!

But seriously nice boobies

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#8 08-12-2006 8:37am

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/applauds the lads!

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#9 08-12-2006 8:41am

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Now all her stalkers are going to come back here. She makes some excellent points in the ad. Really raises the attention level. Think she was on the radio at some stage, and her fans "read stalkers" from boards were mentioned...

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#10 08-12-2006 8:46am

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//Applauds DL

Clap.... clap.

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#11 08-12-2006 8:51am

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what ya applauding me for??

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#12 08-12-2006 8:58am

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What you applauding us for??

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#13 08-12-2006 9:12am

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i have my reasons

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#14 08-12-2006 9:18am

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Best breasts in Ireland award goes to....

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#15 08-12-2006 9:41am

chamlis

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....Donegal Lass!

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#16 08-12-2006 9:43am

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OI !!!!! objection your honour!!!!

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#17 08-12-2006 9:44am

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Where is she from? She doesn't look especially Irish to me.

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#18 08-12-2006 9:46am

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Over Ruled. Approach the bench Miss Lass. State your case.

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#19 08-12-2006 9:48am

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feck off!!

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#20 08-12-2006 9:55am

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You will be charges with contempt of court if you don't tone it down Miss Lass.

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#21 08-12-2006 9:58am

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tone what down, you started it!! thats how rumours start!!:D

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#22 08-12-2006 10:05am

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Right that's it! ORDER! *tap* *tap*

Bailif, remove her from my courtroom. Take her to my chambers....
Eh, this court is in recess

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#23 08-12-2006 10:09am

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dont even think about the chambers, iv heard what goes on in there!!!

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#24 08-12-2006 10:12am

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There was a nice pic of her posing beside a poster of herself (TWO FÁS GIRLZZZZ!!) in the Indo yesterday. It now adorns my cubicle wall. "Get Her. Go Anywhere"

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#25 08-12-2006 10:15am

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MarkR wrote:

Now all her stalkers are going to come back here. She makes some excellent points in the ad. Really raises the attention level. Think she was on the radio at some stage, and her fans "read stalkers" from boards were mentioned...

StalkERS?!

Ah, it's no fun if there's more than one....:(

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#26 08-12-2006 10:16am

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Donegal Lass wrote:

dont even think about the chambers, iv heard what goes on in there!!!

/DL enters chambers to find a magical Alice in Wonderland/Willy Wonka's chocolate Factory type world full of strange and intriguing toys :eek:

Welcome DL. Let's go for a boat ride.....

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#27 08-12-2006 10:26am

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my main question is....why the hell does DL want to object to someone saying she has the best boobs in Ireland? If thy're better than FAS girls, you should display them with pride!!!

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#28 08-12-2006 10:41am

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DL is weird like that!!:D

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#29 08-12-2006 10:50am

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Here's the original thread from last year. 18 pages. Photos. Everything is explained.

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#30 08-12-2006 11:11am

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In keeping with the court theme, I plead ignorance guv'nor, I'm only a boardsie less than a month.

Unfortunately I doubt a finer pair of Chestal Floatation Devices are possessed by any lass in Ireland, Donegal or otherwise!

Ah, just after reading the year old thread, and in my defence, this thread just refers to what a cracker she is, not how I can get a hold of her used panties.

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#31 08-12-2006 11:21am

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Rofl!!!!

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#32 11-12-2006 10:32am

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http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=1701676590

well mister Gizzle, this be the bebo of the FAS chick, so now you can ask her o be your friend!

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#33 11-12-2006 2:20pm

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Woa. I was just about to ask if anyone found out if she was real or just an elaborate photoshop job.

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#34 11-12-2006 2:26pm

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After much careful deliberation I have decided that.....

She may not be quite fully Irish....
I know it's a little out there, but I think it may be the truth.

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#35 11-12-2006 11:01pm

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Jasus lads get with the programme!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054888827

Mike.

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#36 11-12-2006 11:35pm

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chamlis wrote:

After much careful deliberation I have decided that.....

She may not be quite fully Irish....
I know it's a little out there, but I think it may be the truth.

I'll put some Irish in her

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#37 12-12-2006 12:11am

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Gran Hermano wrote:

I'll put some Irish in her

"Some" isn't good enough for a hottie like that ... "a lot" is required!

In the true spirit of Christmas giving, I would be happy to volunteer ...

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#38 12-12-2006 9:30am

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spacecoyote wrote:

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=1701676590

well mister Gizzle, this be the bebo of the FAS chick, so now you can ask her o be your friend!

This is the kind of sh1te that fecks up my terms of probation...:eek:

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#39 12-12-2006 9:32am

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I hear that....

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#40 12-12-2006 9:33am

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chamlis wrote:

Woa. I was just about to ask if anyone found out if she was real or just an elaborate photoshop job.

An elaborate photoshop consisting of a torch a handkerchief and a piece of cheese, when the torch shines on the cheese her likeness appears on a wall. And the handkerchief is for....er....:rolleyes:

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#41 12-12-2006 9:34am

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chamlis wrote:

After much careful deliberation I have decided that.....

She may not be quite fully Irish....
I know it's a little out there, but I think it may be the truth.

Ah I'm sure her mothers grannies dogs basket is Irish. Maybe she can play for the national team!

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#42 12-12-2006 9:39am

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As long as it's HER jumper for a goalpost I'm in!

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#43 12-12-2006 9:48am

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chamlis wrote:

As long as it's HER jumper for a goalpost I'm in!

In her jumper or in the game?

*drum roll*

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#44 12-12-2006 9:52am

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Damn you're confusing me.....

¬_¬
Boobies \o/

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#45 12-12-2006 9:55am

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/me knows not of who you speak as none of the pics are coming up

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#46 12-12-2006 9:56am

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Are you serious?!

Ok I'll stick it on my bebo or something.

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#47 12-12-2006 9:59am

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I also cannot access Bebo from work. If I knew any details on her I could google image search her. ¬_¬

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#48 12-12-2006 10:04am

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Ah **** I'm just after putting her picture up on it. Ah well

Just look for Fas Oportunities 2006 or 2007.
She's the poster girl, so that'll be her.

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#49 12-12-2006 10:11am

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Turns up nothing on an image search

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#50 12-12-2006 10:18am

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tsk
Go to the official site!

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#51 12-12-2006 10:58am

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I tried, Mr silly controller!

F&#225 wrote: »

502 Bad Gateway
The following error occurred: [code=DNS_HOST_NOT_FOUND] The host name was not found during the DNS lookup. Contact your system administrator if the problem is not found by retrying the URL.

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