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The Organist

  • 05-12-2006 2:56pm
    #1
    threebeards
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    Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
    been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to
    all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed
    him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat
    while she prepared tea.

    As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
    noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled
    with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When
    she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
    The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
    and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He
    could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you
    would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.


    "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
    through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package
    on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep
    it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know
    I haven't had the flu all winter."


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