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Temptation

  • 03-12-2006 11:16pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭


    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
    we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
    friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?

    She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much
    indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective
    sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low
    cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got
    many a pleasant view of her underwear.

    It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations.

    She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
    married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
    overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
    married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
    couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
    you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

    I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
    When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down
    the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
    straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the
    house.

    I walked straight towards my car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
    hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
    test.
    We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    The moral of this story is:
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    Always keep your condoms in your car


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭DublinEvents


    Frickin' hilarious and a sad reminder of most men's opportunistic nature.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    Roflmao :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Car Mad


    ah ha ha.does dat mean you didnt flake her afterwords :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Lol :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭dvega


    Very Good!:D :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Was posted here before but Its hilarious:D Well done on that, cheared me up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭threebeards


    Heard it before but it always makes me laugh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭endplate


    brilliant like that one


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