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Men and shopping

Ph3n0m · 2006-12-01 11:27:49

Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide. The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going". The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I…

01-12-2006 11:27am

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Ph3n0m

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Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when
they collide.

The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going".

The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like"?

The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall,
with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny
little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like"?

The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."

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#2 01-12-2006 1:33pm

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Love that joke:D

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#3 01-12-2006 1:57pm

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Great one

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#4 01-12-2006 3:33pm

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Ha

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#5 01-12-2006 4:21pm

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Excellent.

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#6 01-12-2006 7:31pm

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LOL, love it.

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#7 02-12-2006 2:26pm

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that'd make shopping more interesting anyways!

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