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The best wiki about Jack Bauer [may contain spoilers]

  • 19-11-2006 1:37pm
    #1
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭


    I happened to stumble upon this
    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jack_Bauer

    What a laugh.

    The quotes at the top start the laughs off
    “Can one man really have that many ****ty days?”Oscar Wilde on Jack Bauer

    “The following takes place from the top of the page to the bottom of the page.”24 Narrator dude on This Page

     “Jack Bauer is the second greatest #$!@! on the face of this world.”Chuck Norris on Jack Bauer

     “It's true I am the second greatest #$!% on the face of this world, next to my Gun [...] pointing at Chuck's Head.Jack Bauer on the quote above about Chuck Norris talking about Jack Bauer

    “The only reason Chuck Norris said Jack Bauer is the second greatest mother****er of all time is because he's going to roundhouse kick Jack in the face. *Nine times*.”Guy Who Just Got Roundhouse Kicked

    “That bashtard copycat.”Shean Connery on Jack Bauer


    “In the US, Jack Bauer kills you. In Soviet Russia, Jack Bauer kills You!”Russian Reversal on Jack Bauer

    “Jack Bauer will break your ****ing fingers. ”Roger Waters on Jack Bauer

    “Tell me where the bomb is! ”Jack Bauer on Chloe O'Brian

     “TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS! ”Jack Bauer on Kim Bauer

    “YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!”Jack Bauer on Power Drill he Recived for Christmas


Comments

  • #2
    qwertplaywert
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭qwertplaywert


    what a find
    good job sparky-s


  • #3
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    In under five minutes, Bauer got President Clinton to admit that he "did have sexual relationships with that woman", as well as confessing that he has an attraction for ugly women.

    lol


  • #4
    keynesian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭keynesian


    my thoughts exactly:cool:


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