Ewww

jezza

I swallowed a LOT of gum today. :eek:
And now its haaaaard to breathe and I think I'ma be sick.
Also:
Curry noodles and honey is very nice.

aidan_walsh

Chewing gum or "oh God my teeth all few out I sucked so hard" gum? The people must know.

Jules

its ok jezza.. take a deep breath and.. oh wait that might be difficult! ok stand on your head and get someone to slap your back!

and curry noodles and honey.... oh dear lord!!!!! Bucket please!

boneless

I have a lovely recipe for a spicey Algerian stew which involves honey... that's tomorrows dinner sorted! Thank You!!

What did you swallow gum for?

jezza

Cos I was laughing and i swallowed and the gum slipped and now it feels... isghghhdhdkjdjkasdlkdlsk!

NOODLES AND HONEY FTW

boneless

My Ma told me if you swallow gum it wraps itself around your tonsils... is that what happened?

jezza

No I have no tonsils. Its just hard to frigging breathe! ANd I'm getting a headache and my lips are all cracked. I feel hungover.

Dec McC

i heard drinking cillit bang sorts it out. well thats what barry said.

The Bollox

jezza wrote:

Curry noodles and honey is very nice.

I can beat that!

I invented a great snack last night. I wasn't sure if I wanted sandwiches or cerial while I watched CSI, so I pt the two together: nutella and coco pops is just the bizniz, I mean absolutly scrumptious, I call it the Martsahaedron, named after it's inventor, nghaay

Lust4Life

Ugh!
Jezza, I heard when you swallow gum it attracts all the hair you inadvertently swallow throughout your lifetime.

So if you poop up a gerbil.... that's not a gerbil.









/I have to run away now. I am bad.

FlutterinBantam

Bring a scissors with you the next time you go to the dump house

Lust4Life

ROFFLES! Kind of like my cat eating tinsel! Now that is a true EWWW!

county

jezza wrote:

I swallowed a LOT of gum today. :eek:
And now its haaaaard to breathe and I think I'ma be sick.
Also:
Curry noodles and honey is very nice.

you`ll never guess what popped into my head the second i read that

Dirk Gently

what score was the united match last night Mr. county

Sparky

jezza wrote:

I swallowed a LOT of gum today. :eek:

Purified petrol (not the common "gasoline") and Ethanol dissolve gum, as probably do a lot of other solvents.

Q:
My 69-year-old grandmother accidentally swallowed a chewing gum factory. Should I be concerned?
A:

No, it's not harmful to swallow a chewing gum factory. The body doesn't digest factories, so the factory passes through the digestive tract relatively intact and is excreted by having a shite, (ie: sitting on the throne, going for a brat pitt, having a dump, going to the bog)

I believed that frollocking chewing gum could kill you, because it could stick to the sides of your fartpipe and form an airtight layer in your pipe and constipate you. It never occured to me that it actually went down that other pipe mammy wont explain to me. I used to wonder why everyone in high school fumbled it and NO ONE DIED. I couldn't believe that they would take such a big risk as to not get caught having a fumble. I believed this for my entire life, until ten years ago when this website proved me wrong. I am now eleven.

When I was very young, my Dad told me that I had a sack (I imagined Saddam Hussein's sack in a dusty old room) and my body was a series of cogs and wheels. I stroked a chewing gum once and Dad said if I do that it gets tangled in my cog and it stops growing. This of course scared the living daylights out of me, thinking I could die through flirting with gum! I can still picture the sack and my cog. And I never touched gum again!

county

clown bag wrote:

what score was the united match last night Mr. county

cheeky cheeky there clown bag:p

Dirk Gently

county wrote:

cheeky cheeky there clown bag:p

ahh sure you can look forward to liverpool beating chelski in the final. It would be a better match than having united in the final anyway.

county

calm down,calm down:D

Dirk Gently

don't think you'll get yer hands on this one either......



we won it 5 times,
we won it 5 times,
we won it 5 times,
we won it 5 times,
we won it 5 times!

county

always on the rob




and work shy

Dirk Gently

what division are the mighty Southend united in again?

county

its a shame your not a real scouser,my insults are wasted on you;)






*this taunting will come back to bite you*

Sarky

Sure, Jezza. "Gum".

smash

jezza wrote:

I swallowed a LOT of gum today. :eek:
And now its haaaaard to breathe and I think I'ma be sick.
Also:
Curry noodles and honey is very nice.

good stuff... it's rude for women to spit!

jezza

I am totally..... innocent:mad:

Kojak

Sure you're innocent - just like OJ Simpson was.

Sarky

Ahahahahahahahaaa!

jezza

Ah now lads! Very low opinion!!!

county

you should have seen it coming now jezza

takola

Tut tut! She's only young, Leave her alone!

jezza

I never see it ... coming... because I'm not that kinda chicca dont ya know! No seriously...

jezza

Now that song I feel IT in my fingers by wet wet wet is on.. talk about inurendo :S haha

Whats the proper name of that song?!

takola

Love is all around I think??

Lust4Life

Aw! Now I had to Youtube THAT song!

4 weddings and a Funeral.
Heh. The dude flies to Wisconsin of course!