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Naked man arrested for concealed weapon!?

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  • #2
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    What a p(r)ick!



    ;)


  • #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Concealed weapon, pfft. Seems nobody can masturbate in public with an awl in their rectum these days. Bloody fascists...


  • #4
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Brings new meaning to the phrase "Giving it your awl!"

    Oh wait. That's "ALL" isn't it? Sorry, my mistake.


    /runs away giggling.


  • #5
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Ha, that's absolutely priceless. :D:D


  • #6
    Heisenberg.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #7
    pbsuxok1znja4r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭pbsuxok1znja4r


    Eww.
    If there's anything worse than getting stabbed with an awl, it's getting stabbed with an awl that's fresh out of some pervy ex-con's butthole.


  • #8
    Chucky the tree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,341 ✭✭✭✭Chucky the tree


    A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer



    eh...


  • #9
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    So that is the use for builders' cleavage!


  • #10
    EsmeWeatherwax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭EsmeWeatherwax


    Sheehan... an Irish name and all..


  • #11
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    A tool up his rectum!

    One of these:
    http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/awl.jpg

    :D


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  • #12
    Our man in Havana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,473 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    Ouch!


  • #13
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    Pfft, only in america.


  • #14
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Sparky-s wrote:
    One of these:
    http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/awl.jpg

    :eek:


  • #15
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    heh all i can think of is lock stock where the weapon of choice used to beat people to death is....

    well we will just leave that one there..


  • #16
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Sparky-s wrote:
    A tool up his rectum!

    One of these:
    http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/awl.jpg

    :D

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Holy sh*t!

    (Begging the pun...I guess)


  • #17
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Is that yours Sparky ??

    And why does it have a little thread on it, like a tampon :eek:


  • #18
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Sparky-s wrote:
    A tool up his rectum!

    One of these:
    http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/awl.jpg

    :D


    Christ on a bike, that's gotta hurt. :eek: :eek:


  • #19
    layke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    KTRIC wrote:
    Is that yours Sparky ??

    And why does it have a little thread on it, like a tampon :eek:

    Looking at the pointy bit I think it would do the opposite of what a tampon would do.


  • #20
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    He missed prision that's all,


  • #21
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    layke wrote:
    Looking at the pointy bit I think it would do the opposite of what a tampon would do.


    You never know, Sparky-S could be into some really kinky sh!t.


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  • #22
    SmoothyG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 137 ✭✭SmoothyG


    KTRIC wrote:
    Is that yours Sparky ??

    And why does it have a little thread on it, like a tampon :eek:



    how do u think he got it out?


  • #23
    Wacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,057 ✭✭✭Wacker


    I love the way he was initially arrested for "suspicion of indecent exposure." I think there was a very decent chance that their suspicions were well founded! I mean, when the guy is naked, what possible way could these suspicions be ill-founded?


  • #24
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Right here's whta I think happened:

    The freak was lying there whacking off, some builder, horrified by what he say tried to stab him to make him stop but unbeleivably ended up stabbing him in the ass. The freak then preceeded to, em, "swallow" the tool. The builder then got freaked out and fled. The reason he didn't remove it right away? Well, he was enjoying himself so much, he decided to leave it until he'd finished. Then the cops came and the rest is history.

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


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