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I'm pissed off, hungry and don't want the ****s

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  • 01-11-2006 10:46pm
    #1
    Kold
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    Parents have gone away so I wandered into the kitchen to see what offerings they may have left in the fridge. SUCCESS! Some pre-cooked spaghetti and some bolognese sauce that Mum made a few days ago.
    I grabbed a big plate and poured on the spag, slopped the bol on top then, too lazy to even grate it, sliced some cheddar and threw it on top.

    "What a tasty dish this shall be!" I told myself. But as I skipped over to the microwave "OMFG WTF BS U C*NTZ WWJD???????"

    It appears the microwave be dead. I'm thinkin of shoving the plate in the oven. Will it cook right? Will it shatter the plate? Help. I'm really hungry.


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    Doomspell
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    put it into a pot and heat it on the cooker


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    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    would you advise that I put a little water in so not to dry it out?


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    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    how old are you ?

    12....

    Do you really need to ask this medial question ?


    The obvious answer is to fcuk it into the bin, And order a pizza/kebab/chinese/curry.

    And when you mother gets back...Bitch slap the auld gal.

    Before that, check its plugged in or not blown a fuse.


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    MrVestek
    Registered Users Posts: 9,198 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    Bwahahahaha...

    This smells of a boy who's been mothered wayyy too long.

    Welcome to the real world, it's a ****hole... get used to it!


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    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    oh bless the poor little sausage!!!!

    how did it go?? are you ok, do you need any more help?


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    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Did the cooker thing. It was tasty. Cheese didn't melt right though :'(


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    Jules
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    when is mammy back?


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    #9
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh. My. Gawd.
    You're 20 and you need this advice?
    You're gonna die of starvation when you get out into the real world!


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    #10
    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Ah now leave the poor poppet alone! whats he gonna do without mammy to change his nappy this morning!


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