I'm pissed off, hungry and don't want the ****s

Kold

Parents have gone away so I wandered into the kitchen to see what offerings they may have left in the fridge. SUCCESS! Some pre-cooked spaghetti and some bolognese sauce that Mum made a few days ago.
I grabbed a big plate and poured on the spag, slopped the bol on top then, too lazy to even grate it, sliced some cheddar and threw it on top.

"What a tasty dish this shall be!" I told myself. But as I skipped over to the microwave "OMFG WTF BS U C*NTZ WWJD???????"

It appears the microwave be dead. I'm thinkin of shoving the plate in the oven. Will it cook right? Will it shatter the plate? Help. I'm really hungry.

Doomspell

put it into a pot and heat it on the cooker

Kold

would you advise that I put a little water in so not to dry it out?

Anti

how old are you ?

12....

Do you really need to ask this medial question ?


The obvious answer is to fcuk it into the bin, And order a pizza/kebab/chinese/curry.

And when you mother gets back...Bitch slap the auld gal.

Before that, check its plugged in or not blown a fuse.

MrVestek

Bwahahahaha...

This smells of a boy who's been mothered wayyy too long.

Welcome to the real world, it's a ****hole... get used to it!

Jules

oh bless the poor little sausage!!!!

how did it go?? are you ok, do you need any more help?

Kold

Did the cooker thing. It was tasty. Cheese didn't melt right though

Jules

when is mammy back?

Lust4Life

Oh. My. Gawd.
You're 20 and you need this advice?
You're gonna die of starvation when you get out into the real world!

Jules

Ah now leave the poor poppet alone! whats he gonna do without mammy to change his nappy this morning!