Donkey / Sheep Population

DonkeyRhubarb

By the grace of god, I have found out that there are 6.2 million sheep in Ireland.

I now need to know what is the population size of all the donkeys in Ireland.

Someone has to have this information.

Any help, greatly appreciated!!!

Rabies

Woohoo.... Should have no problem picking up an easy one night stand then.

Greenfigure

you have too much time on your hands (!)

Pighead

Don't have the total figures to hand but I do know that there are 2 in Pigheads local area. Fred and Ringo. With boards nationwide user appeal to hand I;'m sure we can tot up the sum total by midnight.

And if we don't, Pighead will throw some magic dust in the air and we shall have another hour to solve this excellent question.

Total amount of donkeys so far:2
Areas covered: Mullacrew

Adam

Cavan

Donkeys Encountered: 1

Areas Covered: Cavan Town, Virginia, Belturbet

DonkeyRhubarb

This is something I really need to find out.

It was curiosity at first, but now it has become a mission.

Think about it. With this information, theres no end to the things we can achieve!

This information will bring a more complete me! Read the name if your in any doubt:cool:

DonkeyRhubarb out.

Karoma

Try the CSO, ISPCA, and Donkey Sanctuary.

Moved to TCN: I just know this is going to get kinky.

Adam

Karoma wrote:

Try the CSO, ISPCA, and Donkey Sanctuary.

Moved to TCN: I just know this is going to get kinky.

I like where your head's at Karoma*





*no pun intended ¬_¬

Karoma

cum off it.


¬_¬

Adam

My penis is nowhere near uranus.

¬_¬

DonkeyRhubarb

I was thinkin of the CSO, but in all fairness, if I ring them and ask about the donkey population of Ireland, theyre gonna get suspicious. Im gettin enough stick here!!!

And no, this is not gonna get kinky!!! This is something I genuinely wanna find out. Any kinkyness, whether sheep or otherwise, will not come from my person. Thats a personal guarantee:D

The donkey sanctuary in cork might have a few pointers.

Any donkey fans, PM me. This does not have to be a solo venture:)

boneless

I am opening a gay bar in Shercock...

Karoma

DonkeyRhubarb wrote:

And no, this is not gonna get kinky!!!
...
Any donkey fans, PM me. This does not have to be a solo venture

Riiiight.

'Two Men And A Little Donkey', starring DonkeyRhubarb and ..?

Dun laoire

I was in marbella a few weeks back and i happened to see two donkeys in a field. They looked irish and may have been just on holiday. Can they be included

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/site/1/home.html

Since 1969 we have taken over 11,800 donkeys into our care in the UK and Ireland.

Donkey Watch Webcam

Donkeys came to England with the Roman invasion of Britain in AD 43.

Like the bunies they should be deported henceforth :mad:

DonkeyRhubarb

DUDE!

It's donkey watch!!!

This is quite possibly the coolest thing Ive ever seen!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Sonnenblumen

DonkeyRhubarb wrote:

DUDE!

It's donkey watch!!!

This is quite possibly the coolest thing Ive ever seen!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Honk if you see a donkey. Hold firm and visible!

Star Lord

I hereby propose The Great Irish Donkey Census 2006!

We'll send census papers to all the fields!

Sonnenblumen

DamoElDiablo wrote:

I hereby propose The Great Irish Donkey Census 2006!

We'll send census papers to all the fields!

Can you add these to your mailing list:

- John O'Shea (stay off the grass)
- Kevin Kilbane (move on)
- Andy O'Brien (dont come)
- Pat Rabbitte (just leave Signature section blank, otherwise answer all Q's)
- Enda Kenny (its over)
- Richard Bruton (nobody listening)
- Dick Roche (send him two forms, just in case he makes a mistake)

ando

So have we got a population for Kerry yet??

Sonnenblumen

there's a plebiscite pending!

Capt'n Midnight

Damn difficult to find - perhaps its a conspiriacy ?

Anyway found this.
http://www.clarelibrary.ie/eolas/coclare/profile/ccdb/the_economy_of_clare/agriculture_and_rural_sector.htm

Equine Industry in Clare
The following tables illustrate the extent of the equine industry in Clare in 1997.
Table 4.15: Number of Horses, 1997
Total Number of Horses & Ponies in County Clare 3,900
Active Breeding Registered. Mares (all Non-Thoroughbred) in County Clare 363
Source: Teagasc 2001

Capt'n Midnight

Yes it's a conspiracy - and we've to blame Canada because it's their document.
http://www.foodassurance.teagasc.ie/NR/rdonlyres/D425811E-70B2-42EF-A2F4-CDF983C984E5/44/CanadianCode.pdf - Page 68

Guidelines for humane killing of horses,mules and donkeys by firearms
The animal must be adequately restrained to ensure proper placement of the shot. The muzzle of the firearm must be placed close to the animal’s head, above the eyes, pointing in the required direction (Figure 1). The optimal distance from the muzzle to the head is 3 to 5 cms (1 - 2"). The bullet or shot should enter the skull at the point where imaginary lines crossing from each eye to the opposite ear intersect (Figure 2). The direction of the shot should be down towards the withers (Figure 1).

Victor

Ask the CSI for the numbers of farm animals in the country. If it doesn't include donkeys then ask them about donkeys.

I'm sure you could enquire about a census of agriculture.

Sonnenblumen

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Damn difficult to find - perhaps its a conspiriacy ?

Anyway found this.
http://www.clarelibrary.ie/eolas/coclare/profile/ccdb/the_economy_of_clare/agriculture_and_rural_sector.htm

Oh it's a long, longway for Mares to Clare?

Jules

I Did It I Won!!!!!

boneless

What Did You Win??? I want some too...