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stupidly funny jokes

28-10-2006 1:30pm

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#2 28-10-2006 11:21pm

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Yeah, they are sh(t, thought I stumbled into a Capt'n Moonlight thread.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
So he could hide in a cherry tree.

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#3 29-10-2006 12:50am

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Called anti jokes usually, pretty funny the first few times but gettin a tad old now

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#4 29-10-2006 1:02am

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tehy were so crap... but i still had to laugh...

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#5 29-10-2006 1:39pm

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Stupid jokes....but they were so funny:D

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#6 29-10-2006 1:44pm

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Funnier if you do them in a German accent.

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#7 30-10-2006 12:28pm

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There were terrible - I'm ashamed I laughed.

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#8 30-10-2006 9:18pm

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Devious wrote:

Funnier if you do them in a German accent.

Genius!
They're as funny as new now!
Cheers.

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#9 01-11-2006 2:29pm

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http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=50488655&postcount=1

So this rule is allowed be broke now?

Mear wrote:

Yeah, they are sh(t

nevf wrote:

tehy were so crap

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#10 01-11-2006 2:35pm

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Fighting Irish stop stirring. If you have a problem with a post report it.

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#11 07-11-2006 2:06pm

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Devious wrote:

Funnier if you do them in a German accent.

If my memory serves me correctly, weren't they on the tubridy morning show years ago in a German Accent...this was when he was on 2fm...

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#12 07-11-2006 4:56pm

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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle

cos the "parrots-eatem-all"

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#13 07-11-2006 5:00pm

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I prefer this version of the lightbulb one:

How many anti-climaxes does it take to change a lightbulb?!?

One.

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#14 08-11-2006 1:09am

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Peacheh wrote:

Fighting Irish stop stirring. If you have a problem with a post report it.

Rules are rules, when this rule first came in, i got banned for saying some joke was crap, nobdy even reported it, why let it slide for some people?

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#15 09-11-2006 12:24am

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Mear wrote:

Yeah, they are sh(t, thought I stumbled into a Capt'n Moonlight thread.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
So he could hide in a cherry tree.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherry's

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#16 09-11-2006 1:41pm

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TomTom wrote:

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherry's

Brilliant

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