Sex cheese or chicken?

Chillwithcian

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!:o

Jules

Cheese FTW

Anti

Fcuk the chicken.

Gimme a good shag then some cheese

* nudges jules *

Star Lord

But I want all 3!!!!!!!

Anti

My plan is in action. Herself has just gone to the kitchen to get me some cheese, When she comes back she will find me bollock naked on the sofa

Muwhahahahah, good night ahead

Star Lord

anti wrote:

When she comes back she will find me bollock naked on the sofa

I just choked on my coke...:eek:

*runs off to puke...*

Anti

You really should be carefull how much of that you stick up your nose

Star Lord

Its not my fault, I lift the glass to my lips and the straw just sticks in there...

Jules

we do not condone the use of any kind of drugs!!!!


but seriously he wasn't naked... there was a fig leaf involved though!

Anti

There was ?!?

Star Lord

If it wasn't a fig leag, you're very unusually endowed... :eek:

sonic juice

blue cheese in a swimming pool!

Capt'n Midnight

erotic is when you use a feather
kinky is when you use the whole chicken, and some brie

Sparky

where can one obtain this sex cheese you speak of?

>_>
<_<

Lust4Life

Damo, is this the image you had of Anti?

jezza

I AM LOCKED!
#

i love you all with this oppetunity and johnny has a big nose.

youi are all legend sher and i will remembver you wjhen i take over the world/ we shall have a revolution

Lust4Life

LMAO, Jezza!
You GO, GIRL!!!!!

Star Lord

Lust4Life wrote:

Damo, is this the image you had of Anti?

What image??

Lust4Life

Ooh! SLAG!:D

monkeyfudge

Sparky-s wrote:

where can one obtain this sex cheese you speak of?

>_>
<_<

It's just another name for Swiss Cheese... what did you think the holes were for?

Star Lord

??? Oh I'm just confused now...

Lust4Life

I'm gonna have to snag that pic and start posting boardsies faces on it for my own personal amusement.

/sifts through personal gallery. Hmmm....Anti, Damo, Marts, Chamlis, ClownBag, Jules, oh, no, I could never do that... Tar.... this could really be fun!

Star Lord

Lust4Life wrote:

I'm gonna have to snag that pic...

What pic???

Lust4Life

The George Pic!

Star Lord

I didnt see it if there was such a pic there. Thank you web filtering software :rolleyes:

Lust4Life

Aw. Well, PM me your E-mail. Maybe you can see it there?

jezza

I thinks ao i broke my nose hahahaha
swallow blood and its all salty does dat mean i eat tomuch salt and its kills my heart

Star Lord

Possibly, step into Dr Damo's office Jezza

jezza

I cant stand up hahaha
my legs feel weird and i fall on my ass

Lust4Life

Jezza, you are always filling me with the giggles!
Jezza!


No, blood just tastes salty. You're cool.

Star Lord

jezza wrote:

I cant stand up hahaha
my legs feel weird and i fall on my ass

Hmm, my prognosis:

You have a case of drunkitis.

Drink plenty of water to help keep the side effects of hangover and nausea at bay, get a good sleep and see me in the morning!

jezza

I am bootah dancin i dont need sleep i need anothere can

if ya mix lube wkd in with cider and smirnoff ice
its really nice hahahaah i ned to pee hahah

Lust4Life

Jezza, I think you should call Tar and make him giggle!
(Oh I really AM evil, aren't I?)

Star Lord

Lust4Life wrote:

Jezza, I think you should call Tar and make him giggle!
(Oh I really AM evil, aren't I?)

At this time of the morning? Yes you are!!!! :eek:

Lust4Life

Yeah, you're right. Jezza, don't call Tar. He's probably sleeping.

jezza

Tar with sarah i wont drunk dial him cosss he goes a sleep dese days fcukin shockin isnt it. He usta satyed up and tal k em but he goes t o sleep now.

ANd rite how do u stop nuns hiccups.. tell her the pope is pregant i dont get that at all haahaha but ha ha i cant stop lahgiong haha

Star Lord

LMAO!!!

So which for you Jezza?

Sex, cheese or chicken?

Lust4Life

Ha! jezza, you are a riot!!!!!
Glad to hear Tar is sleeping these days tho! That's cool!

jezza

ZIPPPPPPP PID EEE DOOOOO DAAAAAAAAA
i fuikin rok teh sox!


Right listen i can spell/'

SUPER-CAL-E-FRAG-IL-IOU-IS-EX=PEE-AL-E-DOCIOUS!




yayayayayayyaya

Lust4Life

I want what you're having! ROFFLES!

Star Lord

Supercalafragilisticexpalidocious?

jezza

no ist not fsuck in savage. iv noone ta talk to anymore cos righ he talk me when i dont sleep at nigh cos he alwasy be awake byt now he always be asleep and i be awake singing nursey rymes to muself.


i like chicken cept i not eat ,ea no more so i like cheese only when its melted.

Star Lord

Cheese on toast FTW!!!

Aww Jezza I'd let ya call me only I forgot my mobile tonight
Well, I couldnt find it.

jezza

I call u and sing u song....


tink twas tar i talk to in cork when i made the homeless guys sing ad run thru cork city centre in my jammies haha

Lust4Life

Awww. Damo, that's sweet of you!
Yeah, Jezza, you'd have one hell of a phone bill if you called me, but I'd talk to you too!

Surf youtube and listen to some REAL music!

Star Lord

I'll be hunting the house for my phone as soon as I go home anyway!!!

And sure I'll chat to anyone from here that I deem to be nice
And I have a VOIP thing in the house, so calls to Irish, UK and American landlines are free too...

jezza

GIGI D'AGISTIONO L'AMOUR TOUJOURS! !!!
DAH nah nah na- nah thast soossos my song!! i dance to that WHEREEVER i hear i t! I THINK I GO BED HAHAHAAHAHA my daddy call me insane ha


he 'tsane too

I LIKE TO TALK AND I HORSE RIDING IN MORNING jumpity

jezza

waaaaalaallaalak like an egytian. anyone else magine dat wrapped up in blakets like a mummy and run behind it and giveee it a good kick up the hiney

Star Lord

Have fun with the horsies Jezza!

jezza

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I HAVE A BIG HEAD EVERYBODYZ

I am actually normal if ye cathche me on a good day



I LOVE DUNKKEY FROM SHREK 2 I WANT HIS BABIES

jezza

UP ye bhoyo!