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Sex cheese or chicken?

  • 27-10-2006 10:06pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!:o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Cheese FTW


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Fcuk the chicken.

    Gimme a good shag then some cheese

    * nudges jules *


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    But I want all 3!!!!!!! :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    My plan is in action. Herself has just gone to the kitchen to get me some cheese, When she comes back she will find me bollock naked on the sofa :)

    Muwhahahahah, good night ahead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    anti wrote:
    When she comes back she will find me bollock naked on the sofa

    I just choked on my coke...:eek:

    *runs off to puke...*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    You really should be carefull how much of that you stick up your nose :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Its not my fault, I lift the glass to my lips and the straw just sticks in there...

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    we do not condone the use of any kind of drugs!!!!


    but seriously he wasn't naked... there was a fig leaf involved though!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    There was ?!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    If it wasn't a fig leag, you're very unusually endowed... :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    blue cheese in a swimming pool!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    erotic is when you use a feather
    kinky is when you use the whole chicken, and some brie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    where can one obtain this sex cheese you speak of?

    >_>
    <_<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Damo, is this the image you had of Anti?
    HT-G0001~George-the-Timeless-Art-of-Seduction-Posters.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I AM LOCKED!
    #

    i love you all with this oppetunity and johnny has a big nose.

    youi are all legend sher and i will remembver you wjhen i take over the world/ we shall have a revolution


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    LMAO, Jezza!
    You GO, GIRL!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Damo, is this the image you had of Anti?
    HT-G0001~George-the-Timeless-Art-of-Seduction-Posters.jpg

    What image??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ooh! SLAG!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Sparky-s wrote:
    where can one obtain this sex cheese you speak of?

    >_>
    <_<
    It's just another name for Swiss Cheese... what did you think the holes were for?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    ??? Oh I'm just confused now...:confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'm gonna have to snag that pic and start posting boardsies faces on it for my own personal amusement.

    /sifts through personal gallery. Hmmm....Anti, Damo, Marts, Chamlis, ClownBag, Jules, oh, no, I could never do that... Tar.... this could really be fun!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Lust4Life wrote:
    I'm gonna have to snag that pic...

    :confused::confused::confused:
    What pic???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    The George Pic!
    00006229-047186.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    :confused:

    I didnt see it if there was such a pic there. Thank you web filtering software :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Aw. Well, PM me your E-mail. Maybe you can see it there?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I thinks ao i broke my nose hahahaha
    swallow blood and its all salty does dat mean i eat tomuch salt and its kills my heart


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Possibly, step into Dr Damo's office Jezza ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I cant stand up hahaha
    my legs feel weird and i fall on my ass


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Jezza, you are always filling me with the giggles!
    <3 Jezza!


    No, blood just tastes salty. You're cool.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    jezza wrote:
    I cant stand up hahaha
    my legs feel weird and i fall on my ass

    Hmm, my prognosis:

    You have a case of drunkitis.

    Drink plenty of water to help keep the side effects of hangover and nausea at bay, get a good sleep and see me in the morning! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I am bootah dancin i dont need sleep i need anothere can

    if ya mix lube wkd in with cider and smirnoff ice
    its really nice hahahaah i ned to pee hahah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Jezza, I think you should call Tar and make him giggle!
    (Oh I really AM evil, aren't I?)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Jezza, I think you should call Tar and make him giggle!
    (Oh I really AM evil, aren't I?)

    At this time of the morning? Yes you are!!!! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yeah, you're right. Jezza, don't call Tar. He's probably sleeping.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Tar with sarah i wont drunk dial him cosss he goes a sleep dese days fcukin shockin isnt it. He usta satyed up and tal k em but he goes t o sleep now.

    ANd rite how do u stop nuns hiccups.. tell her the pope is pregant i dont get that at all haahaha but ha ha i cant stop lahgiong haha


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    LMAO!!! :D

    So which for you Jezza?

    Sex, cheese or chicken?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ha! jezza, you are a riot!!!!!
    Glad to hear Tar is sleeping these days tho! That's cool!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    ZIPPPPPPP PID EEE DOOOOO DAAAAAAAAA
    i fuikin rok teh sox!


    Right listen i can spell/'

    SUPER-CAL-E-FRAG-IL-IOU-IS-EX=PEE-AL-E-DOCIOUS!




    yayayayayayyaya


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I want what you're having! ROFFLES!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Supercalafragilisticexpalidocious?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    no ist not fsuck in savage. iv noone ta talk to anymore cos righ he talk me when i dont sleep at nigh cos he alwasy be awake byt now he always be asleep and i be awake singing nursey rymes to muself.


    i like chicken cept i not eat ,ea no more so i like cheese only when its melted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Cheese on toast FTW!!! :D

    Aww Jezza I'd let ya call me only I forgot my mobile tonight :(
    Well, I couldnt find it. :s


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I call u and sing u song....


    tink twas tar i talk to in cork when i made the homeless guys sing ad run thru cork city centre in my jammies haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Awww. Damo, that's sweet of you!
    Yeah, Jezza, you'd have one hell of a phone bill if you called me, but I'd talk to you too!

    Surf youtube and listen to some REAL music!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I'll be hunting the house for my phone as soon as I go home anyway!!!

    And sure I'll chat to anyone from here that I deem to be nice :)
    And I have a VOIP thing in the house, so calls to Irish, UK and American landlines are free too...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    GIGI D'AGISTIONO L'AMOUR TOUJOURS! !!!
    DAH nah nah na- nah thast soossos my song!! i dance to that WHEREEVER i hear i t! I THINK I GO BED HAHAHAAHAHA my daddy call me insane ha


    he 'tsane too

    I LIKE TO TALK AND I HORSE RIDING IN MORNING jumpity


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    waaaaalaallaalak like an egytian. anyone else magine dat wrapped up in blakets like a mummy and run behind it and giveee it a good kick up the hiney


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Have fun with the horsies Jezza! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


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    ooooooooooooo OOOooo ooOooOoOOooOOO oOOooOOOO



    I HAVE A BIG HEAD EVERYBODYZ

    I am actually normal if ye cathche me on a good day



    I LOVE DUNKKEY FROM SHREK 2 I WANT HIS BABIES


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    UP ye bhoyo!


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