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My friend drowned...

  • 27-10-2006 11:28am
    #1
    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭


    My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli........









    ...............A strong currant pulled him in.


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  • #2
    Chonker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Chonker


    Thats as bad as the Ice cream man found dead in the back of his van with syrup and sprinkles all over him and a flake up each nose.


    He tried to top him self.


    Well almost as bad but not as old.


  • #3
    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    I salute you Chonker. That is one of my favourites.

    "Respect"

    SystemError & Chonker: 2
    vs
    Boards.ie Amateurs: 0


  • #4
    Chonker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Chonker


    Wow:eek:

    Praise from the king of stale jokes himself.

    *Deeply honoured*


  • #5
    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    Chonker wrote:
    *Deeply honoured*

    and so you should be
    Chonker wrote:
    Praise from the king of stale jokes himself.
    **Correction - Praise from the Queen of stale jokes herself**

    thank you very much


  • #6
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    SystemError wrote:
    A strong currant pulled him in.


    I thought there might have been another raisin he died...



    (badoom-tish)


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  • #7
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Haha, brilliant!


  • #8
    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    whiskeyman wrote:



    I thought there might have been another raisin he died...



    (badoom-tish)

    I like your style


  • #9
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    SystemError wrote:
    My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli........









    ...............A strong currant pulled him in.

    This joke should always be followed by
    ". . . I'll get my oat."


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